Sam Grittner

@SamGrittner

Catalina Wine Mixer (Producer) 2008-2011 // Written for MONTHLY SHOW: w/

Brooklyn
ಮಾರ್ಚ್ 2009 ಸಮಯದಲ್ಲಿ ಸೇರಿದ್ದಾರೆ

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  1. ಪಿನ್ ಮಾಡಿದ ಟ್ವೀಟ್

    Every horse you've ever seen has two people inside them. Horses aren't real. Commitment is.

  2. It's Adam AND Eve, not Adam knows everything.

  3. FRIEND: What are you doing? ME: Getting ready for Friday *finishes wrapping barbed wire around baseball bat*

  4. Trump is a fire hydrant full of gasoline.

  5. This would be the greatest press conference in history if he revealed that Joe Biden was born in Kenya.

  6. Republicans wanted to gut the endangered species act before humans were formally listed.

  7. OCEAN'S A BAKER'S DOZEN

  8. Sad people die in mass shootings because we can't warn them never to go in public spaces and live inside a locked room for eternity.

  9. The only thing we have to fear is Gerald Fear, of Sheboygan, Wisconsin. He is a serial killer.

  10. Here's the thing: bears would be much more cost-effective than teachers not to mention all the savings every time they eat a student.

  11. If you're just joining us, the president held a press conference and simply said "hell spiders" and we're not sure- ok wow here they come

  12. Stop and take a second. I get it, a lot things suck right now. But I can also tell you that I love you & we're not even in the same room.

  13. GOP: The climate isn't changing it's just going through puberty

  14. Mitch McConnell: We're working on a replacement plan, in the meantime, every city will get three wolves, if you're sick, simply visit a wolf

  15. I always put a fork in with my microwave popcorn so I never forget the Challenger

  16. ME: Are you a robot? BETSY DEVOS: Conceivably M: Are you a robot? BD: Robots are good M: Are you a robot? BD: Rebooting... I don't think so

  17. Sam Grittner ಹಿಂಬಾಲಿಸಿದ್ದಾರೆ ಮತ್ತು
    • @GraceSpelman

      I'm 12 years old and I love to eat bugs!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  18. Please stop fucking guys who don't get it.

  19. How do I freaky Friday with every man who says "the hardest thing to be in America is a white man"?

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