Hayley Denny

@CoolHandHayley

Success is measured in baby steps. That's why I've decided to walk like a toddler for the rest of my life.

Los Angeles, CA
Joined September 2009
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  1. 12 hours ago

    Of course my period came early. Even my eggs want to have a RIGHT OUTTA MY BODY. They made the cutest lil protest signs...

    2 retweets 1 like
  2. 21 hours ago

    Good. Sue em for everything they've got.

  3. Jan 24

    A dictionary, a teen magazine, and a national park walk into a bar

    100 replies 6,809 retweets 17,023 likes
  4. Jan 20

    What if this account that is simply half an onion in a Ziploc bag ended up with more followers than ?

    3,406 replies 126,581 retweets 93,725 likes
  5. Jan 21

    The winning is 's best and biggest breakout film so far.

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    25 retweets 51 likes
  6. Hayley Denny followed , , and
    • AltUSNatParkService
      @AltNatParkSer

      The Unofficial "Resistance" team of U.S. National Park Service. Not taxpayer subsidised! Come for rugged scenery, fossil beds, 89 million acres of landscape

    • Unfollow Trump
      @UnfollowTrump

      All of Trump's & POTUS' tweets (even deleted ones) without official RTs. & hurt him where it counts, his ego! Also follow !

  7. Jan 21

    😻😻😻

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  8. Jan 20

    Happy Ascension Day!

    5 retweets 18 likes
  9. Jan 20

    I think you mean "historic," madame Education Secretary.

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    730 replies 5,288 retweets 9,714 likes
  10. Jan 20

    It's okay if your child wants candy or soda today. Or fried food. Or a Slim Jim. Fuck it. Today is a day of mourning.

    16 replies 421 retweets 1,225 likes
  11. Jan 18

    this is just to say i have stolen the presidency which you probably wanted to go to someone qualified forgive me i am so rich and so white

    78 replies 4,208 retweets 8,679 likes
  12. Jan 17

    Likability isn't a criterion here, which is good for Betsy DeVos cuz she falls somewhere between Skeletor & influenza on that scale.

    3:15
    Wow. Tim Kaine destroys Betsy DeVos, makes her look like a fool:
    96 replies 891 retweets 4,028 likes
  13. Jan 17

    Undereducate 'em; arm 'em

    Dem senator hits DeVos for refusing to say that guns shouldn't be allowed in schools
    14 replies 157 retweets 308 likes
  14. Jan 11

    "I've seen people destroyed by and it's absolutely unfair,"

    236 replies 7,854 retweets 9,647 likes
  15. Jan 10

    Prepare for the powerful 3rd season of the critically-acclaimed .

    American Crime Season 3 premieres March 12 at 10|9c on ABC!
    52 replies 574 retweets 860 likes
  16. Jan 8

    That Meryl Streep tribute was my favorite film of the year.

    1 retweet 2 likes
  17. 24 Dec 2016

    Top 5 of 2016: 1. Anxiety 2. Bills 3. Heart ouchies 4. Cats 5. MOONLIGHT

    3 likes
  18. 17 Dec 2016

    Hell hath no fury like a woman trying to fight her way through a Target at Christmas time.

    1 like
  19. 14 Dec 2016

    Mixing inventive storytelling w/ a cast incl. & , is a top 2016 pick:

    3 retweets 11 likes
  20. 7 Dec 2016

    "Da fuq?" - me, every time I see the newest cabinet pick. Every. Time.

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