Bored Elon Musk

News app that connects to a blood pressure monitor and adjusts your feed accordingly.

Fridge that connects to your scale and pushes healthier food to front depending on your weight.

FYI it's about $2000 per Martian acre right now if you're in. I recommend anything along the base of Olympus Mons.

Buy American robots and hire American robots.

Public storage that continuously scans your junk and automatically lists any items on eBay that have a high probability of selling.

Doorbell only audible to humans so your dog doesn't freak out every time a package gets delivered.

Ice dispenser in fridge that adjusts to the opening of your glass so random cubes don't fall on the floor.

Yoga pants that change colors when you work out so people know you're not just wearing them to Trader Joe's.

I welcome competition. Let me know when it actually presents itself.

Pen that guides your hand towards writing a 7 instead of 6 for the next few months until you remember what year it is.

Windshield that anticipates and displays turn signals onto nearby vehicles that refuse to use them.

App that answers the waiter for you when they ask "how everything is" right when you have a mouthful of food.

I suppose one way to drain a swamp is to evaporate it through an explosion that reaches 100,000,000 degrees Celsius.

TV channel that plays Die Hard on repeat until Christmas is over.

Oxford Commas as a Service

Dittohttps://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/810126493326209025 …

Reverse sunglasses that brighten up your surroundings during the winter when you get utterly depressed from 4:30PM sundowns.

Dash cam connected to a blood pressure sensor that starts filming once specific levels are exceeded.

Drone that follows the car that almost hit you and blares horn at them because you didn't have time to before they drove away.

If most of us focus on how we can make the world a better place versus how someone else will make it a worse place, it'll be a better place.