My uncle was born in the front seat of a Volkswagen beetle in 1972. When Volkswagen found out my grandma was pregnant with my mom a year later they tried to convince her to have her in another Volkswagen but she refused lol
There was an episode of Nathan for You with a similar plot...
If you think a persons place of birth, which they have no control over btw, is trashy or makes them trashy you just prove that you are the trash here.
I certainly don’t think she’s trashy, I thought it was a funny situation to be in and fit the sub. And so did my friend whose certificate it is. So I’m not sure what to tell you.
I was pretty sick this week, but went back to the gym to lift yesterday and today had my best day of cardio- ever! It feels good to get back in the swing of things- I’ve never been super “into” the gym until the past few months, and I was worried that the inconsistency of not going for a few days would kind of make me say “fuck it” and go back to my old sedentary life... but I don’t think that’s the case! Have a great weekend everyone!
The hunk of parsley or whatever that was used as garnish at casual dining restaurants.
Never too many sheets or towels!
I just learned about these! My husband thought he was allergic to something common, as every time we ate his throat would swell up like crazy. Then one day, the waiter brought his food, and I guess it looked really good, because the swelling started before he even had a bite. Figured out from there he had salivary stones and they were being blocked- he started eating sour candies to increase saliva production and they went away on their own. I was hoping for a good pull.
Is it a bad thing that I could tell it was TJ yogurt by your drawing? Loved it!
I knew it was a TJ mac with add ins by the drawing/cals! These rock!
Maybe it’s that Royal Wedding Fever that’s going around, but I’m getting Kate Middleton vibes from your after pic! Great work- it seems like it’s been a long road and you look fabulous!
Stat twins! Care to tell how you made such amazing progress? Great job!!
Your muscles have muscles!
My husband refused to drive any further unless I tried, and that’s how I found out I could. Maybe you’ve never given it a shot either? Today is your day to shine!
You hope it was a miracle.
He’s so pleased each time!
LOOKS SOOOO GOOD.
Chicken gyoza pot stickers are my #1 low cal option. Have you had those before?
Literally had them for dinner tonight with a side salad! YUM!
I hate that those tiny glasses are coming back. See- Bella Hadid.
I'll have to ask my producer Amanda, that's her desk. I think I'd give the favorite band title to The National, I'll be seeing them for the first time at their Homecoming festival in Cincinnati in a couple weeks, then again at Sasquatch
(Shout-out to /r/indieheads, that's one of my favorite subreddits)
My favorite band! You’ll love them live! Totally different atmosphere.
Sayre Mansion! Spent all day in that room getting ready for my best friend's wedding. It's so beautiful and bright!
Oooh is that the Ashley Graham Swimsuits for All suit?! My fave! I work for them and just love seeing our stuff on reddit. You rock it babe and Ashley would be proud!!!
It is!! It was a risk, definitely different than anything I’ve worn but omg I love it!
No worries either way— you are a goddess!
You seriously look incredible and do us proud! With your permission I’ll send this pic to the social team...? Let me know!
Did anyone else notice the Sims background music in episode 2? Am I crazy?
There's also the theme song from Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia in episode 4!
Haha I stopped watching after episode 2 but oh man... I’m sure you’re right!
Wow congrats! Today is my first wedding anniversary : ) Hope to be as happy as your parents someday!
After graduating high school, I would sometimes drive to the next town to deposit my paycheck or get my oil changed. I didn't want to run into my old high school classmates.
Edit: although there are a large number of guys I went to school with (and a few girls) I wouldn't mind saying "Fuck you!" to.
Also did this.
One year of high school I didn't have anyone in my lunch period that I was friends with. So instead of making friends with the other kids there, I'd eat really fast then say I had to go study in the library, and would instead just wander around the halls until lunch was over.
Except you weren't allowed to roam the halls like that, so I had to sneak around to avoid any teachers/hall monitors seeing me. I spent a lot of that time going from bathroom to bathroom, kind of just standing there waiting for time to pass.
People keep asking these questions so here are the answers:
I didn't actually go in the library because I didn't want to spend my free time studying (I wasn't a huge fan of school in the first place.) Sneaking around was honestly more appealing to me.
We didn't have lunch together because there were too many students to have them all in the cafeteria at once, so lunch was broken up into 4 mini periods. Some kids ate lunch while the others were still in class and rotated in and out of the cafeteria. That's why we weren't allowed to roam the halls.
Thanks for the concern but I wasn't a super sad kid back then or anything, and I'm totally fine now!
No, I'm not you.
If I had a dollar every time I did THIS I'd have like $209 dollars.
I wish more people wouldn't change the quote. "one of the great memories" deserves to be made fun of. Like, our president tried to brag about how smart he is and he fucked up the grammar.
He uses "great" instead of "greatest" all the time and it drives me fucking NUTS.
That shower curtain still looks salvageable!
The frills really bring out the shit!
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