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What do you call a snake that is exactly 3.14 meters long? (self.Jokes)

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Walks into a barAn Englishman, a Scotsman and a Northern Irishman walk into a bar (self.Jokes)

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One of my friends told me that ever since they changed genders, their kids won't even look at them anymore.. (self.Jokes)

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Why is Jon Snow so ticklish? (self.Jokes)

submitted by Markissy

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A teenage girl brought her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. (self.Jokes)

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What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? (self.Jokes)

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LongA woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost... (self.Jokes)

submitted by TheLexoPlexx

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"Do you think I reference dinosaurs too much when I write?" I asked. (self.Jokes)

submitted by eyekwah2

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Whenever I get naked in the bathroom, (self.Jokes)

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LongA wife was making breakfast for her husband when he ran into the kitchen with an alarmed expression (self.Jokes)

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I'm single by choice (self.Jokes)

submitted by ThisIsDark

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My husband called and asked if I could be naked before he gets home from work... (self.Jokes)

submitted by Ensphinxed

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My wife gets upset when I steal her kitchen utensils... (self.Jokes)

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I'll often test new jokes for my set by posting them to /r/jokes (self.Jokes)

submitted by yake12

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I watched director's cut of a porn film... (self.Jokes)

submitted by ActsJuvenile

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My wife asked me what I thought the sexiest thing was about her. (self.Jokes)

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Yesterday, I found out I was colorblind (self.Jokes)

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LongA cowboy named Bud... (self.Jokes)

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I was at the bank going to withdraw money from my account when the clerk told me I had an outstanding balance (self.Jokes)

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LongContemplating marriage (self.Jokes)

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LongA DEA officer stopped at our farm yesterday, he said “I need to inspect your farm for illegal growing drugs.” (self.Jokes)

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A man was walking his dog through a graveyard when he noticed a man crouching behind a gravestone. (self.Jokes)

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What do you call Mike Tyson on drugs? (self.Jokes)

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I said, “I’m working late tonight so I won’t be home until about midnight” (self.Jokes)

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LongA salesman knocks on a door (self.Jokes)

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