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Dave Cappuccio
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davecapp
Stamford, Connecticut
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Gartner analyst - all things Data Center, Green IT, design
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Dave Cappuccio
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Jul 20 |
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Wrong thought for the day: My wife just stopped and said “You weren’t even listening were you? I thought “That’s a pretty weird way to start a conversation”.
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Dave Cappuccio
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The Gartner Data Center conference is being reinvented and relaunched as IT Infrastructure and Cloud Strategies, looking to help enterprises decide how to deal with and adapt to a hybrid infrastructure. I look forward to seeing you there! gartner.com/en/conferences…
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Dave Cappuccio
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Jul 18 |
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I think so....
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Dave Cappuccio
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Jun 22 |
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Today’s thought: Just who the hell is Rorschach and why did he paint so many pictures of my mother?!
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Dave Cappuccio
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Jun 7 |
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Thought for today: Tomato is a fruit, right? Does that make ketchup a smoothie?
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Dave Cappuccio
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May 23 |
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Word for the day: Thesaurus – a place to find a clever-sounding replacement for a word people would otherwise actually understand.
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Dave Cappuccio
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May 3 |
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Thought for today: People who wonder whether the glass is half full or half empty miss the point. The glass is refillable!
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Dave Cappuccio
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Apr 18 |
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Geek motivational thought: I work out every day. Today I worked out that 2 x 3 = 6.
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Dave Cappuccio
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Mar 15 |
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Today's thought: I really need to stop saying "How stupid can you be". Too many people are taking it as a challenge.
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Dave Cappuccio
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Mar 10 |
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Geek thought for today: Why can’t atheists solve exponential equations? Because they don’t believe in higher powers.
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Dave Cappuccio
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Feb 8 |
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It’s not a color, but rather the complete absence of color.
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Dave Cappuccio
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Jan 24 |
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Sometimes the thoughts in my head get so bored they go out for a stroll, through my mouth. This is rarely a good thing.
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Dave Cappuccio
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Dec 10 |
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Way cool
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Dave Cappuccio
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Nov 20 |
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Thought for today: Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?
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Nov 8 |
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Through 2020, 45% of organizations who perform lift-and-shift to #cloud #IaaS without optimization will be overprovisioned by as much as 55% @davecapp #GartnerSYM pic.twitter.com/sd9YMRbG8h
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Dave Cappuccio
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Sep 25 |
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Well said, Peter, well said. twitter.com/petermalnati/s…
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Dave Cappuccio
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Sep 9 |
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Would have to be a sausage/Berola blend.
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Dave Cappuccio
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Sep 9 |
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Keeping up with you left coasters. Or else it would be pizza wine in a box :-)
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Dave Cappuccio
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Sep 9 |
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Mmmmm - pizza wine.
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Dave Cappuccio
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Sep 9 |
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Sayulita on #Yelp: Currently my favorite nouveau restaurant focused on southwest/Mexican foods. The tacos are excep… yelp.com/biz/sayulita-s…
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