Olivia Sabik

Ladies, if he * takes you on great adventures and it's all free * has great friends that help you whenever they can * and even sometimes purrrs like a cat He's the one. He's R.

how to help reviewers be less wrong

We will be back for CSHL Computational Genomics 2019 – Dec 4th - 11th 2019. What new data types will we encounter? What projects will the students bring? If you want to learn HOW genomics works come join us! #ecg2018 #ecg2019

"Never get high on your own supply". Biggy, was, of course talking about the importance of maintaining independent testing and training sets in machine learning.

Ladies, if he: - wastes your money - makes it hard to work with others - locks you into long term contracts - patronizes you with point-and-click GUIs that don’t preserve data lineage He’s not your man. He’s legacy enterprise stats software. Dump him for some #rstats

I graduated HS in 2012. I served in the Marines from 2013 - 2018. I just want to go back to school and be paid for what I was told I earned. If the T. Admin. wants to slam the door in my face and the faces of 82K other veterans, then I have no problem running for office instead.

Ladies, if he: • doesn't text you back • doesn't read your blog • has each variable as a column • has each observation as a row • has each type of observational unit as a table He's not your man, he's a tidy dataset.

Ladies, if he: * Solicits opinion of 3 strangers before agreeing to a date * Takes months to reply * Nitpicks about your appearance * Demands you make major changes * Won’t let you see friends unless they pay He’s not the one. He’s a scientific journal.

"You don't look like a scientist" is a very bad pick up line.

Don't waste time writing documentation for your open source library, just wait 3 months, then update the README with a link to a Stack Overflow search results page.

Off sick yesterday so apparently missed the coffee shop Halloween --> Christmas transition period and was slapped in the face with holly when I went in to get my hot apple cider NOVEMBER IS STILL AUTUMN NOVEMBER IS STILL APPLES GET AWAY FROM ME WITH YOUR PEPPERMINT

Goodnight columns, goodnight rows, Goodnight kind strangers on Stack Overflow, Goodnight factors, goodnight strings, Goodnight overfitted things, Goodnight humans, goodnight bots, Goodnight inconclusive plots. Goodnight R #rstats

Randomly stumbled on the first Harry Potter book today & felt this intense nostalgia around how emotionally invested I was in that book like I was really out here wearing wizard robes & waving wands & I really just think it’s amazing how words on a page can become magic to a kid.

A gentle reminder that if you can’t say anything nice, say it as more of a comment than a question.

I’m just a girl, standing in front of a cat, asking him where all my hair ties are.

Get your flu shot.