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maybe, just maybe, if it had wanted to come out golden brown, it would have. 7/7

maybe it doesn’t want you to scrape off the charred outer crumbs of disappointment with the old butter knife of regret. 6/7

maybe it doesn’t want you to fix it. 5/7

that would be enough to darken anyones spirit. maybe when the toast pops up burnt and crispy, it’s just really, really…sad. 4/7

bread surely has dark days like we do—getting sliced, discarded, staled, ignored by the anti-gluten sect. 3/7

like, maybe when it’s lowered into the heated slots it uses that time to reflect, looking back on all the steps that led it there. 2/7

do you ever wonder if bread itself has the option to emerge from the toaster either golden & perfect or burnt and crusty? 1/7

have you ever laughed so hard that milk came out of your nose but you weren’t even drinking milk?

saying “open sesame” near a burger is rude. the sesame seeds are all like “open it yourself we’re stuck to this bun, man. also don’t eat us”

where does fiction end and reality begin now? guess we’ll find out if luna lovegood does or doesn’t come in for her free grand slam today

the first dude to use a plate probably walked so smugly by all the other cavemen standing with fists full of wooly mammoth.

fun fact: at least one booth in every denny’s is possessed by spirits. it’s pretty easy to tell though cause it’s usually glowing.

sure, trees can’t eat like us, but if they did? boy would salad freak them out.

remember that pancakes warm your heart AND body

tbh leftovers is an insulting term. food gets sad when it becomes leftovers. let’s call them, um, yet to-be-enjoyed.

you ever go to denny’s to write an essay and overhear some weird deep convo then cite it as a source for your paper?