Rest
Fuck yeah! Rest is awesome!
She just changed
How do you know this? Do you have a camera on her? What was she wearing before she changed?
Roses are red
Violets are blue
There are many ways
That I love you
Let's take it slowly
I'll start with your smile
It makes me feel happy
It lasts for awhile
Then there's your hair
Shiny and pure
Your love is my sickness
Your hair is my cure
When it is nighttime
And we become one
This is my favorite
Of all that I love
Softly I touch
Your skin silky smooth
Then kiss your wet lips
And lick your tongue too
I open your legs
And look in your eyes
I've got something hard
A giant surprise
I slide in your palace
Slowly and throbbing
Then suck on your tits
As they're shaking and bobbing
I'm fucking you hard
And making you wetter
The more it heats up
The more it gets better
I pull out my dick
And suck on your clit
Building the pressure
You're having a fit
I tease you and stop
Then give you my dick
Your pussy's contracting
My dick's getting thick
You're panting and moaning
You tremble with lust
So I pull on your hair
As you shake and you cuss
I pull out my cock
And lick you again
Licking intensely
You're shaking again
You say "oh fuck I'm cumming"
As I stroked on my wood
Then you exploded freely
As I came on your hood
Roses are red
Violets are blue
There's nothing much better
Than fucking you
Edit: Typo
Take a fuckin bow. You win. 👏👏👏👏👏
Stop clapping. It's 4 in the morning
No way!! ! But who woke up the knocker-ups?!
Was wondering the same thing.
Make a rubber band ball. It would be huge by now.
Blue Moon. The flavor, not the brand. It tastes like Froot Loops.
Whoa man fucking slow down my dude.
I mean if there are no repercussions I'm just gonna go all the way.
Drink milk.
No longer in the world, but I would say somebody like Edgar Allen Poe.
Would be cool to find treasure, or a stash of a large amount of cash.
Guitar pick.
Asking for help to get off heroin. That was almost 5 years ago, and I couldn't have done it alone.
Not heroin, but that is my most life-changing moment too.
One day at a time
Love yourself. You are a beautiful human being. Close your eyes and lay somewhere comfortable. Put your arms around yourself and feel the embrace. Go into your heart and fully accept everything that you are, good and bad. Rest in this comfort for awhile. You are safe with yourself. Open your eyes and go outside and look at the beautiful world. It is your place to play. You can do anything, be anything. Feel grateful for this.
Hi Sarah
Would prefer "Fuck yeah".
Myself except it's the other way around.
Came here to say this except the other way around.
"Let me just get my credit card and pay for this game"
Because they had gold back then right
Small Asian businessmen wanted me to give them a blowjob instead of a 1040 form
Go on...
Devil Wears Prada, though I probably would tell people I don't give a fuck what they think
I ended up watching it when a male VP at work brought it up in an interview he did for my department newsletter. It's actually a really good movie. I wouldn't even be ashamed to bring it up.
I kinda wanna watch it now
I told people my bald head was a solar panel for a sex machine.
Have been eating less carbs and sugar, and do my best to get to the gym. There is a difference all around, tummy included.
Pretty much any serial killer
losing friends. sometimes people grow apart. no ones at fault. I think thats part of growing up.
True, and sometimes people return. It seems we all do our best to find our way and sometimes our paths cross again. If not, that's ok because everybody is just trying to find their own happiness.
Not getting a girlfriend. It never began for me.
That sucks, but you're right it is nothing to beat yourself up over. Loving yourself is most important.
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