"My reaction when" moments.

Hi Usersub....You bunch of fucking fucktards. Merry Christmas

Can people just stop being fucking depressing!

To all of us with retail jobs who work tomorrow:

Gearing up for a 37 degree Australian Christmas

MRW I heard 2016 tried to claim Carrie Fisher with a heart attack

I'm not putting a trigger waring on this.

Small Dumps

MRW I pull out at the last second

MRW I put on my nephews sweater instead of mine in front of the family

MRW I don't have a santa hat...

Our first house

After three hours of not seeing a dick pic in usersub I saw two in a row. My watch has ended

NSFW Discussion

he was diagnosed with sleep fapnia 

MRW I find male nudity in the UserSubmarine

Your internet down?

HRW I go for her exhaust port

How it feels to ring up a rude customer when you tried to be nice

You're no OP...

When your grandpa says something mildly racist and it actually was pretty laughable...

MRW I finally got to see my newborn nephew over the holiday

MRW my kids catch me in the act of putting presents underneath the tree

MRW they tell me santa isn't real but I see his sleigh jingle all the way over my house

MRW I see a guy bare ass bent over in User Sub

When you're feeling extra unpopular

I'm a little shook....

MRW I'm drunk and I spot the pizza delivery person coming to the door

How I imagine the real bad Santa, take that Billy Bob!

People dont see the other side of the coin

When your post gets back to 0 Points after it was downvoted to -7

Tis' the season...for some weird Christmas decorations.

MRW customers call in the days before christmas trying to get restored

Some pictures I took around Mexico City

How I feel after reaching "Idolized" based almost solely on commenting.

I'll be ok. It's fine.

MRW My buddy Frank found some rum ham on this beach in the Jersey Shore

When I promised my kids they'd see Santa on Christmas Eve but I stand in their doorway flicking the light on and off because Batman was the only costume left.

MRW my gf likes the meal I cooked, but her mom says it would be even better with more cheese

Look at it, it's so boopy!

Dad instincts

They ask you how you are and you say that you're fine

So, it's that easy

MRW I hear a loud thumping sound coming from the attic

When you wipe and there's a lot of poop but then the last bit of poop comes out and the paper is clean

The wife wrapped a HUGE present today and put it under our tree.

Bamboozled!

MRW my I work 5 consecutive retail graveyard shifts but my boss offers candy for being a good employee

Found out that my bestfriend's death was suicide

bork bork bork

Me on the outside vs me on the inside when I agree to cover for my coworker on my only day off

Me trying to comment an unpopular opinion

I will burn for this one

MRW I get on Imgur's app after many months and see it's improved interface

MRW The boss doesn't let us out early the day before holiday break...

When my daughter asked, "Why is there an L in Noel if it's Noel?"

Ignore Brandon Frasier, upvote this leaf on the wind!

That's me!

You don't mess with a Kung-Fu Master, son.

What mom would never told you

I got 99 problems but a kid ain't one