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It’s Been in the Family For Years

Posted on January 24, 2017

I have this unfortunate tendency to always want to play a sticky-fingered Rogue whenever I game. I say it's unfortunate because my current group doesn't seem to take too kindly to my, um... play style. I always make sure to have max ranks in Sleight of Hand, so whenever possible I palm a few gold coins here and there (because I'm a Rogue, it's what we do). One time I managed to score big.

We were on a quest in pursuit of a group of bandits. They’d been ravaging a nearby town and my party, being the goody-two-shoes they are, vowed to put an end to it. I was more interested in finding the pile of loot the bandits had been pilfering…

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How Did We Survive This Long?

Posted on January 23, 2017

In the first campaign I ever participated in, many bizarre happenings occurred—largely due to obscene incompetence. The DM was super-experienced (and a bit of a sadist). He let us do whatever we wanted, but held us to standard D&D consequences.

In this homebrew party, we had a Half-Elf Fire Mage with pyromaniac tendencies; a Minotaur/Storm Giant Druid with an affinity for girls and grog; myself, an Avariel Ranger with the worst constitution in the group; and a Kinder-like squirrel creature with negative intelligence (but enough charisma to gain thirteen followers and start a small religion). In between failing our saves, our party…

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I Did It for the Flowers

Posted on January 22, 2017

After joining an existing party and discovering they were in need of a Rogue, I complied and made Marion the Duke of Wayne—an ex-actor, tailor, hairdresser, jeweler (and many more sundry and wasted skill points). He was flamboyant in everything he did—from explaining to the Wizard that using different ink in her spellbook would really set off her eyes, to tying pink streamers on the back of the Half-Orc Fighter’s armor so he could add more drama to his battle charges.

The best one to date was when the party was summoned into the Chief Constable's office and asked to find a murderer. After all pertinent info was gained, Marion had…

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