This Week on Something Awful...

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  GameFAQs' Top Unanswered Qs (Questions)

  12-21-2016 by Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell

  Is there mode to look at models closer? Much closer?
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  What This Country Needs Is One More Food Delivery Service

  12-20-2016 by Ian "Salmon Season" Golding

  There is only one thing that can bring us back together: another copy-cat food delivery service that promises $10 off your first delivery with the promo code "fr33f00d."
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  The Official Holiday Guide to Meme Books

  12-20-2016 by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka

  Christmas is right around the corner and you know what that means: time to pick out the perfect book of memes for that special someone in your life who will most definitely not immediately sever all contact with you after receiving such a gift.
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  The 2016 “Oh Boy, This Year Sucked A Big One!” Awards!

  12-19-2016 by Asterios "President Baby" Kokkinos

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  You Bigoted Piece of Shit Morons Had Better Vote for Me in 2020

  12-16-2016 by Real Good Liberal

  You morons blew it and you're going to suffer. So you'd better learn your lesson and vote for me.

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  I Took Two One A Day Men's And Now I'm Fucking Unstoppable

  Comedy Goldmine

  Please don't try these at home.
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  Chain of Command

  Reviews [Movies]

  Michael Dudikoff, R. Lee Ermey, and akimbo slow-motion M16s in the oil-rich kingdom of Fakeistan!
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  Trump Pokémon!

  Photoshop Phriday

  Donald Trump meets mashupName(popular_video_game) {%gameName}!!
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  Expeditions: Viking Preview

  Video Game Article

  Jarl's well that fjords well! ...no. That wasn't even close. Damn it.
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  Minimum Wage Noir!

  Comedy Goldmine

  A THRILLING article that will leave you ASTONISHED! [That's how noir taglines read, I think. Sorry.]
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  MSPaint Overwatch Characters, From Memory!

  Photoshop Phriday

  Disclaimer: A plurality of the artists featured have never played Overwatch
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  Future Instalments of the Air Bud/MVP Franchises!

  Comedy Goldmine

  Remember that dog that played basketball. From the 90s
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  Ice

  Reviews [Movies]

  Traci Lords goes on a journey of vengeance and squibs while making the same stupid face constantly.