Oh, the noms you can make, the bakes you can bake!
Elf on the Shelf seemed like a good idea...
Oh, get a room.
'Tis the season, you guys.
"You'd think after all these years, somebody would be settled with something like this, but it's still hard to accept."
Can I just look a little bit like her? Please?
"I'm older than I should be"
Your dining table is gonna look so fly.
Snow day? Don't hold your breath.
You're gonna make it rain with all that Flexible Spending Account cash.
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Sleep in and still manage to look fancy with these little friends.
They’ve made a ho-ho-horrible mistake.
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Bye bye, takeout!
Give a gift that'll get delivered to their door every month.
Or, like, your order based on a very abridged version of their insanely long menu.
"Can I get a Big Mac?"
Luckiest 4-year-old girl ever!
Finally put those Pinterest boards to good use.
Have you tried Everything But The...
Can you hold up a sec.? I need to wipe up this butt sweat.
Pomegranate toothpaste, science kits for magicians, Daria on DVD, and 18 other things you’ll want to add to your wish list ASAP.
Stacy Bias's Flying While Fat exposes the truth about how we treat our fellow passengers.
More than 120,000 letters each year!
Gorgeous gifts you still have time to get!
(P.S. It's ok if you didn't deck the halls on Dec. 1.)
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You have to see these.
Why does it look like that?!
This NYE, wear the one thing we can all agree on: Fuck 2016
Dad, please, please please, stop!
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GIVE ME ALL THE TAMALES...except the sweet ones.
