drewtoothpaste

@drewtoothpaste

Author of 3 daily sites: Toothpaste For Dinner, Married To The Sea, and The Worst Things For Sale. Email: [email protected]

Columbus, OH
theworstthingsforsale.com
Joined March 2008
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Sep 26

    Get a 3-pack of "It's Mother Fucking Pencil Time" pencils here:

    35 retweets 191 likes
  2. 8 Jun 2013

    everything is a popularity contest, except actual popularity contests, which are strictly merit-based.

    43 retweets 180 likes
  3. 5 hours ago

    Jill Stein with 0.6% of the vote, sticking to her guns and going for a homeopathic victory

    2,498 retweets 4,874 likes
  4. 10 hours ago

    Sittin' at the speed of pug.

    14 retweets 63 likes
  5. 10 hours ago

    People are accidentalyl leaving stickers on Susan B Anthony grave because they're the exact size and shape of quarters

    10 retweets 80 likes
  6. 10 hours ago

    I found a serial killer's reviews of the products he used to imprison his victims:

    The insanely creepy Amazon reviews of serial killer Todd Kohlhepp:
    16 retweets 61 likes
  7. 13 hours ago

    (30 year old white guy voice) what we need is change in the political system which is why im voting for my neighbors dog that bites children

    98 retweets 312 likes
  8. Nov 3

    Drew at hits the nail on the head.

    59 retweets 214 likes
  9. Nov 7

    When u live in a swing state

    205 retweets 799 likes
  10. Nov 7

    Ray semmurds mom standing behind him with her hands on her hips as he reluctantly autotunes "Nice ladies is the only ones that I like"

    17 retweets 78 likes
  11. Nov 7

    People walk down the road part of a road with 2 sidewalks and we still act like democracy could work

    59 retweets 174 likes
  12. Nov 7

    Now I lay me down to sleep, Radiohead's only good song is Creep, If I should die before I wake, I think that would be pretty great

    86 retweets 396 likes
  13. Nov 7

    EVERYTHING THAT FITS IN MY BAG IS FREE: A large canvas tote bag. Save $5.99 when you buy it today. Full price tmrw.

    5 likes
  14. Nov 7

    If you are not watching my new video series DREWS REVIEWS at you need to catch up. Here's the theme song

    2 retweets 16 likes
  15. Nov 7

    Getting really good at cooking but don't want to spoil my family so I use grub hub once a week to remind them how bad life can be

    6 retweets 62 likes
  16. Nov 7

    Coming up after the election—I joined ' ON YOUR SIDE news team to bring you the story of The Last Sizzler

    9 retweets 50 likes
  17. Nov 6

    "You don't want to miss the biggest, brightest supermoon since 1948" we have internet now fuck standing in the yard

    25 retweets 109 likes
  18. Nov 6

    dont listen unless you want to hear my kid cussing

    0:29
    i'm not gonna say it...
    3 retweets 62 likes
  19. Nov 6

    Insane writing by worth reading even if you're not touching any other election shit until wednesday

    51 retweets 102 likes
  20. Nov 5

    Well already perfected political cartoons

    82 retweets 331 likes
  21. Nov 5

    Can't forget this other

    51 retweets 225 likes

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