So That’s Where They Get Them From
Where do Dads keep their jokes?
In their dadabase.
Welcome to LaffGaff!
The home of fun and laughter!
Congratulations! You’ve found the home of fun and laughter, including the best funny short jokes for kids and adults alike.
Here at LaffGaff, we specialize in providing the latest witty joke of the day every day (plus some really corny jokes too, of course!)
We’ve got a huge range of extremely funny jokes covering every topic you can think of. From one liners and puns to pick up lines, we’ve got them all.
We also have lots of other fun stuff for you too, such as free trivia questions and answers, fun riddles and quizzes, and collections of funny quotes and sayings.
So make yourself at home, relax, and get ready to laugh at our collection of thousands of hilarious short jokes and one liners! And remember to come back every day for your daily dose of fun and laughter, including our new clean short joke of the day.
Have fun exploring our site, and don’t forget to spread the laughter by recommending us to your family and friends!
Popular Jokes Pages
Short Jokes
If you prefer your jokes short and to the point, then these are for you. A huge variety of funny short jokes.
One Liner Jokes
Only the very best one liner jokes. If you like witty and clever one liners then these are for you.
Funny Quotes
A large collection of famous and not-so-famous funny quotes covering a wide range of topics.
Trivia Questions
Test your knowledge of a wide range of subjects with these fantastic free trivia questions and answers.
Yo Mama Jokes
If you want to really get to someone, insult their mother. And these Yo Mama jokes are perfect for that!
Joke Of The Day
It’s Costing A Fortune
They say you should test your fire alarm at least once a month.
But it’s costing me a fortune in houses.
Penis Enlargement
My wife left me because I spent our life savings on a penis enlargement.
She couldn’t take it any longer.
Trump And Hitler
People compare Donald Trump and Hitler all the time, but there’s one major difference.
Hitler was good at making speeches.
Treat Her Like A Princess
My girlfriend kept saying I should treat her like a princess.
So I forced her to marry an old guy she’s never met to secure an alliance with the French.
Red Bull And Coffee
This morning I made my coffee with Red Bull instead of water.
After 15 minutes of driving on the highway, I realized I left my car at home.
My Best Friend’s Wife
I slept with my best friend’s wife last night and now I feel terrible.
I think she must have given me a cold or something.
Too Good In Bed!
My girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman uniform last night and giggled, “I’m arresting you for being too good in bed.”
Two minutes later, she said she was dropping the charges due to lack of evidence.
Black Hole In Living Room
I put a black hole in my living room.
It’s great.
Really pulls the room together.
Threesome – Who Would I Choose?
My girlfriend asked me if I could have a threesome, which of her friends I would choose.
Apparently, I was only supposed to name one, not two.
The Fastest Liquid
What’s the fastest liquid on the planet?
Milk. It’s pasteurized before you see it.
Death Row Prisoner
A death row prisoner was told how he was going to be executed.
Needless to say, he was shocked.
