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Patton Oswalt
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pattonoswalt
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Mr. Oswalt is a former wedding deejay from Northern Virginia.
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Albert Brooks
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1 Jul |
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No Alice. It does not! twitter.com/pattonoswalt/s…
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Patton Oswalt
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1 Jul |
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Alice is so excited that LOST IN AMERICA is on @netflix!!! pic.twitter.com/d3KCVwsR3O
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Patton Oswalt
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1 Jun |
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"There's no ever-after/There's only in-between." Juliana Hatfield, "Hotels"
See you guys in September. Hold tight. pic.twitter.com/PGG2fMNjsW
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Karen Kilgariff
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29 Mei |
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SUNDAY GRATITUDE LIST: I know what day it is
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Patton Oswalt
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30 Mei |
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You've NEVER seen it? I'm so jealous. You get to watch it for the 1st time. @OfficialJLD destroys all. twitter.com/effface/status…
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Patton Oswalt
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30 Mei |
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I would watch a @VeepHBO spinoff of just @mrmattwalsh's character trying (and failing) to use various Groupons.
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Hollywood Reporter
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Patton Oswalt
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30 Mei |
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Oh wow. THANK YOU. Down the wormhole I go... twitter.com/kimberlyconlon…
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Patton Oswalt
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30 Mei |
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I've now watched it 15 times. Not exaggerating. Frame by frame. It is perfect, self-satisfied shittiness. #Emmy twitter.com/timothycsimons…
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Patton Oswalt
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30 Mei |
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"You Pepperidge Farm ad mothefuckers!" Watching @timothycsimons rage is scarily gorgeous. Thank you, @VeepHBO.
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Patton Oswalt
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30 Mei |
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Jonah's campaign ad was so hilariously awful they ran it IN FULL after tonight's @VeepHBO. Like THEY couldn't believe how great it was.
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Patton Oswalt
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30 Mei |
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Jonah Ryan's campaign ad on tonight's @VeepHBO. Holy. Shit. The chasing the child shot. Oh my God. I love you @timothycsimons.
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Patton Oswalt
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30 Mei |
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This is the signal, right? I'm supposed to take out the perimeter guards? Please acknowledge. twitter.com/smashie1/statu…
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Patton Oswalt
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30 Mei |
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"Your lettuce crop is so late the restaurants you provide to serve salad for dessert!" pic.twitter.com/JnMyjOKKIg
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Patton Oswalt
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30 Mei |
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"Don't BernieBroBlockBot Me, Baby..." -- Hamilton, Joe Frank & Reynolds
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Patton Oswalt
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29 Mei |
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Voltron! twitter.com/pontifex/statu…
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Patton Oswalt
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29 Mei |
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When in NYC, visit Jerry Lewis' Bagel Maven Deli, a flavor haven when you're craving the savor and the onions so nice and the hoi ding.
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missmonster
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29 Mei |
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@pattonoswalt ... fucking thank you Patton because an hour ago I never felt like I'd ever laugh again. Laughing now. 👍❤️
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missmonster
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29 Mei |
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@pattonoswalt " I began to gently shit my pants" today was a really awful mental health day but finally watching your new special and...
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Patton Oswalt
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29 Mei |
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Thank you, man. I will. I'm trying. I'm happy you made it out. I mean that. twitter.com/greenestpitch/…
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