Explosions&Fire

Why do we create explosionsandfire? Did you ever tell us not to?

I made this video a while ago and why is it here? Why did I make a video and then just put it up unlisted? Why do I have a rubber band around my skull? It looks silly, my temples hurt and my self confidence has taken a serious hit, so i'm just going to take if off now, if you don't mind.

Ok that's better, now where was I? I had written half a description but I accidentally deleted it because my laptop has this 'back' button that goes to the previous webpage and it's right below the shift button so I press it all the time (I'm a capitalist) and it makes me mad because, like now, i've just lost a joke and I can't remember what it was, but i'm pretty sure it involved my dog and i'm somewhat sure it was a doozy.

What else is going on? Oh wait i've had a great idea for this description hold on, i'll live commentate the cricket to keep you updated on the scores just let me change the channel off this bike riding nonsense...

FUCK it's tea break. Guess i'll go to bed then. Stupid timezones.

Now wwaait I need a question to promote user-creator freedback to.. idk... apparently it's the thing to do here, so more people will like me and one day I can ask for money and you wont say no. So the question of the day is.........ummmfuckit WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE TIMEZONE AND HOW?

tweet me your answer @Explosions_Fire and i'll read it, or comment below and i'll also read it.

wait the cricket is back-

Johnson runs in and balls the 53nd over, well defended by Root, excellent form.

fucki'mbehindalready he runs in again and he blocks it good.

Where has johnsons mustache gone ok he runs in and well defended by Root bcxk to johnson, a mild clap by the crowd, more out of habit then actual amazement at that block I guess.

Three taps of the bat by Root and a great delivery, slight play and a miss by Root, but he probably meant to do that, idk, I was always shit at the cricket games as a kid, one time I wore my shirt the

Ok ah he runs in again and it's, another well defended, good area from johnson but probably should ball more at his head or the stupms, maybe even both idk

Last ball of the over it's played well by root! 4 runs to Root by a cover dirve and ok ad break

A man sits at a bar and no he's a child whatthefuck alcohol has never done that to me and now a dirt bag kid why is there only one cop in your town there should be more why is

Fuck how do people do this hazelwoofd has already balled the ball and they got two runs and he's already got the ball again this is intesne

Hazlewood to Ballance and a leave on the off side, well watched past. Iw ish i had some stats to givey ou, but I don't, except

Another delivery OHFUCKMESIDEWA?YS IT"S ACTUALLY A WICKET LBW NO reveiw! Ballance thought about reviewing it but he know's he's fucked, yeah tht' right GRT RECKED YOU HAHAHAHA ok they're 4 out now so not making any bold predictions but they're probs fucked. Hazelwood, kinda a shit name but I guess a decent bowler, I couldn't do that, though maybe I could idk.

New battsman in is BEn Stokes. He has yellow and blue gloves and there were lots of stats on screen, but I guess that's more of a vidual thing so you're going to have to watch the game yourself to see that sort of thing.

Ok I think I missed a delivery but it was a shit ball and this currect ball was hit for 3 runs which is pretty good, they shou.d do that more. Oh man this is really tiring. NAother dlvery and it's dead on the stumps and knocked to mid on by Root

fuckad some overweight dude is talking italian? how the shit is this going to make me go to that bank? YOUR NAME LITTERALY IS A WORD MEANING 'TO ROB' why would i give them money fucksticks

Good leave by Stokes, is Watto bowling? No, no I don't think so, I would have seen his pecks already if he was. Oh it's johnson, it should be at his head...

An it's not. That;s dull.

Ok fuck this. i'm going to go commentate the cycling.

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So they're just filming a grave? Did all the cyclists die? ?
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Oh no apparently it's a war grave. The bike people are fine, they're just cycling along. Tbh i'm more excited in the helipcopters than the bikes here. Like, if there was a helicopter race around France, filmed from people on bicyicles, i'd watch that until my eyeballs imploded. But... this is dull, they're still just peddaling. eh.

Ok i'm going to bed. My temples hurt. Show less