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@kellyoxford

new york times bestselling author. huge fan of your work. i love Oprah and McDonalds. Created Instagram & Snapchat: kellyoxford

Los Angeles, CA
ಮಾರ್ಚ್ 2009 ಸಮಯದಲ್ಲಿ ಸೇರಿದ್ದಾರೆ
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ನೀವು ಖಚಿತವಾಗಿಯೂ ಈ ಟ್ವೀಟ್‌ಗಳನ್ನು ನೋಡಲು ಬಯಸುವಿರಾ? ಟ್ವೀಟ್‌ಗಳನ್ನು ನೋಡುವುದು @kellyoxford ಅವರನ್ನು ತಡೆತೆರವುಗೊಳಿಸುವುದಿಲ್ಲ.

  1. ಪಿನ್ ಮಾಡಿದ ಟ್ವೀಟ್

    7yr old "Do women get their periods on weekends too?" Me "Yes" 7yr old mutters to herself "Jesus Christ"

  2. This weeks episode of 'Get It On' is up. My guest is and we talk about RAVE coz we are cool

  3. Today I realized "You don't look like a mom." makes me so mad because no one ever says it to the dads.

  4. When he tells you when to watch a show, but doesn't want you to watch it? This guy would make the worst anything.

  5. Wow. I had to watch this video to understand the depth of it, but I really hate making stuff.

  6. 13yo son to his 13yo friend, "Let's see Fifty Shades Darker. Haha, jk jk. Old ladies go crazy for Fifty Shades Darker."

  7. "Whatever you do, don't smell that bowl over there!" - 8yo said this about empty bowl as she left the room. This is life with kids.

  8. My Disney princess movie would be me announcing my divorce on social media followed by finding $600 I hid in my underwear drawer in 2013.

  9. . Approval: Obama -- 55% Trump -- 37% You are not alone. Most of the country knows this is batshit ridiculous.

  10. I've only had dogs for the last 2 years, so I don't know, do all dogs like perfume & hair products? Or does my dog just think I'm very sexy?

  11. Did Trump just say it was his supporters and not him who said Mexico would pay for the wall? Hahahah oh you guys, this shit show.

  12. Those file folders on the table will be the greatest prop in the next SNL cold open.

  13. Trump doesn't use teleprompters; that's why he brought this lawyer out to read his business information. I swear he can't read.

  14. I love how Trump said no one cares about his taxes, then promptly brought out a tax attorney to speak for him.

  15. If your kids ever want to know how important education is, show them an Obama speech and then a Trump speech.

  16. Do you think Putin will be going to The Miss Universe Pageant in November in Moscow - if so, will he become my new best friend?

  17. Damn that's a good dad speech

  18. Summary: Russia has been working with Trump as an asset for 5 yrs, and he becomes president. Question: How long until this is fixed?

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