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through meditation i program my heart to beat breakbeats and hum basslines upon exhalation. (Opinion Editor, BuzzFeed News)

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  1. 5 hours ago

    Randomly I just found out that A Plus, the Aston Kutcher thing, is now owned by Chicken Soup For The Soul. Got bought in 2016!

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  2. 8 hours ago

    This is a weird argument. During the Obama years, Fox was totally obsessed with ginned up presidential scandals and conspiracies - Benghazi, Fast & Furious etc

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    11 hours ago

    A photographer captured the moment U.S. Ambassador Nikki Haley walked out of the United Nations chamber as Riyad Mansour (representing Palestine) began to speak on the violence after the new U.S. Embassy in Jerusalem. (Photo: Drew Angerer/Getty Images)

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  4. 8 hours ago

    Every step is intentional and and perfectly efficient, beginning with the way she furiously unties her jacket from around her waist. That's a statement of intent. That's the batter pointing to the left field fence.

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  5. 8 hours ago

    Most importantly, we're dealing with a pro here. This isn't her first rodeo. Watch closely - her every move suggests she has done this before. She's the Iraqi shoe-thrower of shit throwing

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  6. 8 hours ago

    A few thoughts about the woman who furiously pooped on the floor of the Tim Hortons and threw it at staff (1/17)

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  7. 9 hours ago

    The Silicon Valley scene where Gavin Belson gives a Trumpian economic nationalist speech while trying to get massive government subsidies to open a factory in America is wonderful:

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  8. 9 hours ago
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  9. 9 hours ago

    Please God, I don't ask you for much, but deliver us a leaked cache of emails showing the back-and-forth debate about whether or not "Mr. Dubowitz wears tailored French suits" needs to be corrected.

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    And just for the record, I own no tailored suits, French or otherwise, unless having to shorten my pants every time you buy them because l am short counts as bespoke.

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  12. 11 hours ago

    A great (and extremely high degree of difficulty) story showing how Saudi Crown Prince Mohamed bin Salman got a cut from a multi-billion dollar govt deal to buy Airbus planes

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  13. 11 hours ago

    Remember God so much that you are forgotten. Let the caller and the called disappear; be lost in the Call.

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    when you google "muslim authors," the first person who shows up is rumi. the picture is of leo decaprio in a turban.

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  15. 11 hours ago

    Can we at least all come together, from across the partisan divide, to agree that this is a great codename for an FBI investigation?

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  16. 13 hours ago

    It's amazing that psychos like this are considered reasonable people by the US establishment

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  17. 13 hours ago

    "Looking back at my unhappy life, I wish I had died when I was young"

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  18. 13 hours ago

    Being exiled to Siberia was awful, says 128-year old woman, and the Nazis and Bolsheviks and Stalin were also bad, but nothing was as bad as Kazakhstan

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  19. 14 hours ago
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  20. 14 hours ago

    Like, just because you've been priced out of the best real estate by oligarchs and finance people doesn't mean you're not rich, it just means you're comically unable to recognize your richness

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