Tom 7

"The first step is admitting you have a... hobby." — @dwrensha

Honky Tonk Pro Skater 2

You are not obligated to grow an Impeachment Beard. Impeach Fuzz will suffice. #InaugurationDay2017

Writing this C89 compiler has taught me of C's many unsung warts, like its inelegant lack of an assigning less-eq operator, i.e. x <== 8;

Visited the English Contortionists (rest stop Dunkin Donuts) for this gem: "Use the small bill as possible as you can"

My 2 year old niece is currently throwing a fit because she insists on being the one to drive us home

All this antimatter study would be easier if we just made a whole laboratory out of antimatter, w/ antipostdocs etc.! Get on it! #antiCERN

"Sexual intro course"

38°F inside my house as I get an emergency furnace replacement. First song the guys in my basement put on is "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun."

My soldier unexpectedly gave birth to twins on the battlefield, yielding the first ever negative Kill/Death ratio

Good thing about 30 Under 30, 40 Under 40, etc. is that we all get to be on the 7,500,000,000 Under 7,500,000,000 list!

#Thankful for the ability to run a modified DOSBox inside VMWare on a x86-64 OS to debug my 16-bit real mode compiler

Yes, of course I read and agreed to the Microsoft Visual C++ 2013 Runtime Agreement before installing "Battlefield 1"

I have now been to all the vertices of the Bermuda Triangle and I am STILL ALIVE

Excuse me, does this "all-inclusive" vacation package include vacation packages that don't include themselves?

Nothing like starting the weekend trying to get other people's software to compile!