Celeste Kaufman

@celestemkaufman

Future rumored neighborhood witch.

Brooklyn, NY
celestekaufman.com
ಮಾರ್ಚ್ 2009 ಸಮಯದಲ್ಲಿ ಸೇರಿದ್ದಾರೆ
51 ಫೋಟೋಗಳು ಅಥವಾ ವೀಡಿಯೋಗಳು ಫೋಟೋಗಳು ಮತ್ತು ವೀಡಿಯೋಗಳು

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@celestemkaufman ತಡೆಹಿಡಿಯಲಾಗಿದೆ

ನೀವು ಖಚಿತವಾಗಿಯೂ ಈ ಟ್ವೀಟ್‌ಗಳನ್ನು ನೋಡಲು ಬಯಸುವಿರಾ? ಟ್ವೀಟ್‌ಗಳನ್ನು ನೋಡುವುದು @celestemkaufman ಅವರನ್ನು ತಡೆತೆರವುಗೊಳಿಸುವುದಿಲ್ಲ.

  1. 36 ನಿಮಿಷಗಳ ಹಿಂದೆ

    "I assumed you were all children of divorce because of how you act"-me to pals upon realizing I'm the only 1 who grew up in a 1parent house

  2. ಜನ 13

    Never forget that Comey prosecuted Martha Stewart.

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  3. ಜನ 12

    I'm proud to be part of . Today, published my essay about, let's say, the election and women:

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  4. ಜನ 11

    Trump has been priming supporters so well on media=dishonest that they'll see silencing outlets who disagree with him as the good fight

  5. ಜನ 11

    Also, do not fucking EVER settle for a marriage that is less than what the Obamas have.

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    It's small, but I keep thinking about how, if that were a Trump speech, every pronoun would've been "I" instead of "we" or "you."

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  7. ಜನ 11

    This is the classiest way of saying "Give him fucking hell, kids" ever.

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  8. Celeste Kaufman ಹಿಂಬಾಲಿಸಿದ್ದಾರೆ , , ಮತ್ತು
    • David Abrams
      @ImDavidAbrams

      Author of Brave Deeds (coming in 2017) & Fobbit (2012). Blogger at Quivering Pen. Work in , , . Curator of

    • talia jane
      ಪರಿಶೀಲಿಸಿದ ಖಾತೆ
      @itsa_talia

      news • former internet pariah • scott baio blocked me bc he boinked my mom in high school | avi by | tips/pr: [email protected] | views my own/bad 😘

  9. ಜನ 9

    Thinking about how the only reason I'm glad Woody Allen exists is to give us this one moment.

  10. ಜನ 9

    Meryl Street tomorrow: "What's a 'tomi lahren'?"

    Meryl bout to get some "final thoughts" tomorrow. These entitled Hollywood crybabies still don't understand how out of touch they are!
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    Like can you imagine anything worse than paying $14 for a movie only to see 2 15 yr old dweebs thinking they're discreet about handjobs?

  12. ಜನ 7

    Something I think about as an adult is how bad I feel for all the other people in the theater who were subjected to my teenage makeouts.

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    This autocorrect of "under it" to "undercut" got me feeling p gay

  14. ಜನ 7

    Peter Rose of nails one of the many ways our country fails women.

    good god this is a disgusting statement from the NYPD
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    This is adorable and also genius. Have you been typing your articles with 2 fingers all this time my dude?

    Trying to teach myself touch typing. ⌨⌨⌨⌨⌨
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  16. ಜನ 6

    My official ESPN Fantasy Bachelor username is badfeminist,

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  17. ಜನ 4

    Well, that sums up the direction of our writing we should all aspire to.

    My father died today. Neither scared nor reckless, but focused, curious & eager to find out the rest of the story. A true writer
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  18. ಡಿಸೆಂ 31,2016

    Did my NYE tarot reading and then my familiar desecrates it smdh

  19. ಡಿಸೆಂ 30,2016

    Autocorrect changing a correctly typed "I am now" to "I am no expert" is the most savage shade that's ever been directed at me.

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  20. ಡಿಸೆಂ 28,2016

    Heck yes

    The unsung artists of 2016: , , , + more
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