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ನೀವು ಖಚಿತವಾಗಿಯೂ ಈ ಟ್ವೀಟ್ಗಳನ್ನು ನೋಡಲು ಬಯಸುವಿರಾ? ಟ್ವೀಟ್ಗಳನ್ನು ನೋಡುವುದು @XplodingUnicorn ಅವರನ್ನು ತಡೆತೆರವುಗೊಳಿಸುವುದಿಲ್ಲ.
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ಪಿನ್ ಮಾಡಿದ ಟ್ವೀಟ್
In my house, He Who Must Not Be Named isn’t Voldemort. It’s Caillou.
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Girls know how to multi-task. One hand on the Xbox controller. One hand on the pig. https://www.instagram.com/p/BPJQJ6MFkLU/
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4-year-old: *feeds pig cereal* Me: Stop! Do you know what will happen if she gets a taste for people food?! 4: She'll eat people.
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No matter how bad your life is right now, at least you're not these guys.http://www.unfridgeworthy.com/2017/01/reef-madness.html …
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Me: Shape up. 4-year-old: What does that mean? Me: Act better. 4: I'm acting triangle.
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Veterinarian: Be careful with your pig. She'll try to eat all the time, even when she isn't hungry. Me: She is me.
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After 1,061 daily comics, this family member is finally making their first appearance. Congrats to them, I guess.http://www.jamesbreakwell.com/2017/01/always-there.html …
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What my 2-year-old calls sandwich toppings: Ketchup: "ketchup" Mustard: "yellow ketchup" Lettuce: "no"
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I wish my house had this feature. But if I ever used it, my wife would kill me.http://www.wombatdojo.com/2017/01/looking-down.html …
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Me: I have 700,000 followers on Twitter! Wife: Me: Aren’t you happy for me? Wife: I'm sad for humanity.
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[new Easy-Bake Oven] 4-year-old: Let's make a pizza! Me: It's too small for that. 4: Why did you buy me this?
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Friend: I read it costs $233,000 to raise a kid. Me: That's why I had four. They're cheaper when you mass produce them.
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Me: *holds 4-year-old's right hand* 4: No, hold my other hand. Me: Why can't I hold this one? 4: I might need it for punching.
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6-year-old: Why do you take a long time in the bathroom? Wife: To look pretty 6: Why doesn't Dad take a long time? Wife: There's no hope.
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How to put on socks like my 4-year-old: 1) Put on one sock. 2) Sing for 20 minutes. 3) Put on the other sock. 4) Wonder why we're late.
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My 4-year-old walked by muttering, "We need more monkeys." I'm suddenly very concerned with the number of monkeys we currently have.
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Wife: *calls* How are things going? Me: Come home soon. I cleaned the house. Wife: My "clean" or your "clean?" Me: Don’t come home.
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The most expensive places to take my kids: 3) Six Flags 2) Disneyland 1) any store with a "you break it, you buy it" policy
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Me: I studied English in college. 6-year-old: Why? Me: I wanted to master new words. 6: Like the ones you mutter when you're mad?
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Wife: The kids opened the "private" drawer in my nightstand. Me: THE drawer? Wife: Yeah. Great. There go our Oreos.
James Breakwell
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Twitter ಸಾಮರ್ಥ್ಯ ಮೀರಿರಬಹುದು ಅಥವಾ ಕ್ಷಣಿಕವಾದ ತೊಂದರೆಯನ್ನು ಅನುಭವಿಸುತ್ತಿರಬಹುದು. ಮತ್ತೆ ಪ್ರಯತ್ನಿಸಿ ಅಥವಾ ಹೆಚ್ಚಿನ ಮಾಹಿತಿಗೆ Twitter ಸ್ಥಿತಿಗೆ ಭೇಟಿ ನೀಡಿ.