President Trump

@Writeintrump

A Parody Account of the Myth, the Man, the Legend that is Donald Trump

New York City
ಮಾರ್ಚ್ 2012 ಸಮಯದಲ್ಲಿ ಸೇರಿದ್ದಾರೆ

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  1. ಪಿನ್ ಮಾಡಿದ ಟ್ವೀಟ್

    A photo has surfaced of Donald Trump grabbing a pussy.

  2. Dallas fans should just do what Liberals did after the election, refuse to admit they lost and blame the Russians!

  3. Fun Fact: Alec Baldwin makes $1,400 an episode to play me on SNL which is the same amount a Russian Escort charges for a Golden Shower!

  4. It seems all Tom Brady does is win. I wonder who he learned that from!

  5. Ringling Bros is closing after 146 years because it became too expensive to feed Rosie O'Donnell and Michael Moore before each show!

  6. How do I feel about Liberals who spread that awful Golden Shower rumor about me? Let's just say I wouldn't pee on them if they were on fire!

  7. Steve Harvey wanted my family to take on the Clintons in Family Feud but I think Hillary is tired of losing to me!

  8. I just landed Toby Keith to play my inaugural! How do you like me now haters?

  9. R.I.P William Peter Blatty. I used his novel The Exorcist as a guide this election to help me defeat the demon known as Hillary.

  10. Literally not the President, but the best parody account in the history of Twitter just hits comedy gold over and over

  11. After my today I've decided to officially revoke CNN's press credentials and give them to this more deserving reporter

  12. I can't wait until CNN's Jake goes home and his wife asks "How was your day at work" and he just cries!

  13. I shutdown CNN today at my harder than Michael Moore shuts down an all-you-can-eat buffet in Vegas!

  14. Someone needs to give Meryl Streep another Lifetime Achievement award so I can know what she thought of my today.

  15. What happened in Russia wasn't , it was me describing Obama's foreign policy which made 2 hookers piss themselves laughing!

  16. If I was really involved in don't you think there would be an audiotape of me bragging to Billy Bush about it?

  17. The only reason is trending tonight is because Obama pissed on the Constitution for the last 8 years.

  18. I only urinated on one prostitute in my life and that was only because she had a really bad jellyfish sting!

  19. Would it be considered racist if I have the locks changed in the White House after Obama moves out?

  20. President Trump ಹಿಂಬಾಲಿಸಿದ್ದಾರೆ , , and 4 others
    • @Hailz_Yeahh

      Fuck it! Let your freak flag fly!

    • @katienolan

      GARBAGE TIME is my television show and it airs WEDNESDAYS at 11:30PM eastern on FS1. I like it, but I'll admit I'm biased.

  21. Meryl Streep is still holding a grudge against me for beating her out for the part of Waldo's Dad in "The Little Rascals."

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