Scary Mommy

@ScaryMommy

We are millions of unique women, united by motherhood. We are scary, and we are proud.

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  1. 42 ನಿಮಿಷಗಳ ಹಿಂದೆ

    “This letter, that was sent home from school today, is the funniest thing I’ve ever read.”

  2. 2 ಗಂಟೆಗಳ ಹಿಂದೆ

    I’m not too bold or too loud or too aggressive. I’m passionate as hell.

  3. 3 ಗಂಟೆಗಳ ಹಿಂದೆ

    Yes, dads work hard too -- but moms deserve the naps, dammit!!

  4. 5 ಗಂಟೆಗಳ ಹಿಂದೆ

    Here she's seen staring through the window of an ICE van at her son. Trump's America.

  5. 6 ಗಂಟೆಗಳ ಹಿಂದೆ

    The photo that proves antibodies in breast milk kill bacteria is blowing everyone's mind.

  6. 7 ಗಂಟೆಗಳ ಹಿಂದೆ

    Too often, moms just try to grab some quick-fix solution like a lactation cookie, tea, or tincture when all they...

  7. 8 ಗಂಟೆಗಳ ಹಿಂದೆ

    NPR and PBS cost us 1/100th of 1% of the entire federal budget. Yeah, you read that right.

  8. 9 ಗಂಟೆಗಳ ಹಿಂದೆ

    FOMO babies go from happy and alert to extremely mad to finally asleep. There’s no in-between.

  9. 14 ಗಂಟೆಗಳ ಹಿಂದೆ

    I’m not a 1950s housewife whose husband expects dinner on the table when he gets home. No one oppressed me into...

  10. 15 ಗಂಟೆಗಳ ಹಿಂದೆ

    Here’s the truth: Moms (and dads) are one of two things: Supported or exhausted.

  11. 16 ಗಂಟೆಗಳ ಹಿಂದೆ

    Great, productive adults don’t just appear. Great, productive, brave, and independent children aren’t just...

  12. 16 ಗಂಟೆಗಳ ಹಿಂದೆ

    2). Toss a handful of ice into the dryer with your wrinkled clothes and let the dryer run for about 15 minutes....

  13. 17 ಗಂಟೆಗಳ ಹಿಂದೆ

    Godparents were the people you chose to be in your children’s lives, not people who were going to be in their...

  14. 18 ಗಂಟೆಗಳ ಹಿಂದೆ
  15. 19 ಗಂಟೆಗಳ ಹಿಂದೆ

    If everything people have told me about diet soda were true, by now I’d be toothless, boneless, tasteless,...

  16. 19 ಗಂಟೆಗಳ ಹಿಂದೆ

    Call it what you will, this “flesh fanny pack” is the reason that Spanx became a billion-dollar empire.

  17. 20 ಗಂಟೆಗಳ ಹಿಂದೆ

    “Does she eat?” “Do you feed her?” — Comments about my daughter's body that are meant to be sarcastic and funny....

  18. 21 ಗಂಟೆಗಳ ಹಿಂದೆ

    They're recognizing everyone needs time off -- not just parents. And they're also giving employees 20 days of to...

  19. 22 ಗಂಟೆಗಳ ಹಿಂದೆ

    Holding the box of tablets in your hand for the first time does not instantly make you cured. (via The Mighty)

  20. 22 ಗಂಟೆಗಳ ಹಿಂದೆ

    I really, really hate it when someone wakes my babies up at nap time by knocking just to drop a (no signature...

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