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Max Sparber
Minneapolis-based author of horror and speculative fiction and member of the Horror Writers Association. Award-winning screenwriter.
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Every single Easter Bunny costume from before 1980 looks like a still froma folk horror movie.
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Oh, and Prince. But honestly, I think the fact that Oanktehi lives in St. Anthony Falls should be the thing we’re most famous for.
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We have a waterfall with a God living in it.
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Literally a timeline full of antisemitism, so this wasn’t a confused one off.
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Every torch sung by a man: I’m fine without her With a few excepting that I will now enumerate And you will realize comprise every human experience Thereby demonstrating I AM NOT OKAY
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There were just these constant indications that Peele would be amazing at horror.
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I think I’m going to run for President. I’m white and apparently all I need is a single issue where people will go bananas for, like Trump did with racism. Ahem: If I am elected, it will be legal to take your dog anywhere.
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This is the part of Jon Snow that rings most true to life.
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“Hey, let’s do closed adoptions because what’s the worst thing that could happen.” Me: Everyone I am sexually attracted to is probably at minimum a cousin.
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When you’re adopted “what if this person I’m sleeping with is actually a relative?” is always sort of floating around out there.
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Game of Thrones has got to be difficult for audiences uncomfortable with surprise incest huh.
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Having breakfast in my hotel and reminded of the genius of Jordan Peele because of course the entire time I’m thinking of this.
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I had one that was, like, onion and balsamic vinegar that was outstanding.
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I know we like playacting at being hummus purists but honestly a lot of nontraditional hummus is delicious.
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It’s legit delicious.
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But you put the image in my head.
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This is 100 percent Jonathan Van Ness, isn’t it?
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