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Mackenzie Wolf
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coffeeshopjihad
Washington, DC
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The limelight isn’t the only light worth seeking ✨ former Marine Corps linguist | writer | فارسى بلدم | سبحان الله | #FreeAustinTice
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Stephen Losey
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I'm sorry, I'm still laughing about you enslaving parrots by force.
"Be warned, one day a parrot Daenerys Targaryen, Breaker of Chains and Eater of Seeds, will rise up with miniature dragons in tow to overthrow you!"
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Mackenzie Wolf
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He’s been here all along, lying in wait.
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Mackenzie Wolf
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Petrie is actually the perfect example of a toddler who’s throwing a fit because he doesn’t get his way, then mom gives in because she just wants the crying to stop, and now he expects it every time.
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Mackenzie Wolf
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Ohhh
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Mackenzie Wolf
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And his wake up song is What Does the Fox Say
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Mackenzie Wolf
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Specially, this.
youtu.be/VtZXRWtp5G0
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Mackenzie Wolf
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The Imperial March 😂
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Mackenzie Wolf
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Who is Dean?
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Mackenzie Wolf
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@LadyLovesTaft and I are now Eskimo sisters
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Mackenzie Wolf
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I’m just offended he thinks I enslave my parrots. Petrie literally will not go to bed unless I play him his bedtime song and give him his bedtime almond.
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Mackenzie Wolf
@coffeeshopjihad
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12 mnt |
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Or a sanity barrier
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Mackenzie Wolf
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The syntax of this acct is familiar. And now I’m thinking it may be an alt for someone we’re already acquainted with.
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Mackenzie Wolf
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We knew that already.
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The Tomax, Speaker for the Warax
@TomHeartsTanks
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Today I learned that @coffeeshopjihad has been a lawless parrot slaver this entire time and I’m still trying to process this new information. pic.twitter.com/sGewuhji78
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Mackenzie Wolf
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I think he deleted, but screenshots live forever. pic.twitter.com/FGLNXtInZL
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Mackenzie Wolf
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It’s been pointed out once or twice
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That One Guy Kitt
@cmburch
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I am legit cracking up at "enslaves two parrots from nature by force" pic.twitter.com/llvX5JHKb3
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Mackenzie Wolf
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Cheese hurts me every time I eat it 😂
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Mackenzie Wolf
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Petrie prefers his dinner warmed up. Also, his apples need to be diced or he won’t eat them. He wouldn’t make it a day in nature.
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Mackenzie Wolf
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If you want affection from a pet, a parrot is the wrong one to get. They’re more like perpetually moody toddlers that throw tantrums when they don’t get their way. twitter.com/victorgdmoraes…
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