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Mackenzie Wolf
The limelight isn’t the only light worth seeking ✨ former Marine Corps linguist | writer | فارسى بلدم | ‎سبحان الله |
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Stephen Losey 17 mnt
Membalas @coffeeshopjihad
I'm sorry, I'm still laughing about you enslaving parrots by force. "Be warned, one day a parrot Daenerys Targaryen, Breaker of Chains and Eater of Seeds, will rise up with miniature dragons in tow to overthrow you!"
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Mackenzie Wolf 1 mnt
He’s been here all along, lying in wait.
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Mackenzie Wolf 4 mnt
Membalas @coffeeshopjihad
Petrie is actually the perfect example of a toddler who’s throwing a fit because he doesn’t get his way, then mom gives in because she just wants the crying to stop, and now he expects it every time.
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Mackenzie Wolf 7 mnt
Ohhh
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Mackenzie Wolf 7 mnt
Membalas @Seamus_Malek
And his wake up song is What Does the Fox Say
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Mackenzie Wolf 8 mnt
Membalas @Seamus_Malek
Specially, this.
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Mackenzie Wolf 8 mnt
Membalas @Seamus_Malek
The Imperial March 😂
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Mackenzie Wolf 9 mnt
Who is Dean?
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Mackenzie Wolf 10 mnt
and I are now Eskimo sisters
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Mackenzie Wolf 10 mnt
I’m just offended he thinks I enslave my parrots. Petrie literally will not go to bed unless I play him his bedtime song and give him his bedtime almond.
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Mackenzie Wolf 12 mnt
Or a sanity barrier
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Mackenzie Wolf 13 mnt
The syntax of this acct is familiar. And now I’m thinking it may be an alt for someone we’re already acquainted with.
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Mackenzie Wolf 20 mnt
We knew that already.
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The Tomax, Speaker for the Warax 22 mnt
Today I learned that has been a lawless parrot slaver this entire time and I’m still trying to process this new information.
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Mackenzie Wolf 23 mnt
I think he deleted, but screenshots live forever.
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Mackenzie Wolf 25 mnt
Membalas @WTF_Judge
It’s been pointed out once or twice
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That One Guy Kitt 29 mnt
Membalas @coffeeshopjihad
I am legit cracking up at "enslaves two parrots from nature by force"
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Mackenzie Wolf 25 mnt
Membalas @Mochachinaswirl
Cheese hurts me every time I eat it 😂
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Mackenzie Wolf 26 mnt
Membalas @cmburch
Petrie prefers his dinner warmed up. Also, his apples need to be diced or he won’t eat them. He wouldn’t make it a day in nature.
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Mackenzie Wolf 27 mnt
If you want affection from a pet, a parrot is the wrong one to get. They’re more like perpetually moody toddlers that throw tantrums when they don’t get their way.
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