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The Mossad 17 ಗಂ.
ಇವರಿಗೆ ಪ್ರತಿಕ್ರಿಯಿಸಲಾಗುತ್ತಿದೆ @TheMossadIL
Always keep a backup, kids.
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The Mossad 17 ಗಂ.
We understand if you don't want to talk on Twitter. We'll send further instructions on Telegram. 😉
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The Mossad 18 ಗಂ.
It was a bagel with lox. Like it or not you're one of us now.
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The Mossad 22 ಗಂ.
We've been informed by the agent that he didn't change anything. The subtitles simply automatically generate what Corbyn is thinking.
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The Mossad 22 ಗಂ.
The agent who changed 's subtitles to say he administrates Harry and Hezbollah gets extra Hanukah gelt in their stocking this year!
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The Mossad 23 ಗಂ.
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The Mossad 23 ಗಂ.
Agent , the Lebanese are on to us. Please fly home in your invisible jet.
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Sorry . If you wanted to play Germany you're late by about 78 years for your fan base.
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Speaking of cancerous tumor, the agent we assigned as your night guard tells us you should really get that thing on your back checked out. Looks malignant.
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Later, agents. We're off to invent your next distraction.
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This blogger claims we are a "hilarious parody". We flat out deny this. There is nothing hilarious about us at all.
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The Mossad ನವೆಂ 25
We think you need a refresher whoever you are. (Who is this guy??)
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History is important.
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ಇವರಿಗೆ ಪ್ರತಿಕ್ರಿಯಿಸಲಾಗುತ್ತಿದೆ @GolbargBashi
You see it as "racism", but maybe you should see it as a history lesson. This tweet will spell it out for you. 👇
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Sinai is embattled with terrorism but fear not, this child's toy is no longer a threat. please see us, we need to talk about priorities.
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We just got off the phone with who told us we are probably Twitter handle of the year. We sent a few agents over to the competition.
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Fluffy!! What have you done to her! 🤤
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Agents. One of men has gone public. Our time travel mission has been compromised.
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Incidentally we are researching methods to cause more brawls on Cyber Monday.
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The Mossad ನವೆಂ 24
Let us help this nutcase with some clues. "Sisi" backwards is... Acronym for "Israeli Secret Intelligence Service" is... Egyptian goddess of health is... By golly you cracked this one wide open, Miko!
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