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P. J. O'Rourke
Dragging the pond of politics to find the body of humor
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P. J. O'Rourke 4/05/2014
No talent? Kind of dim-witted? No shame? Perfect. The celebrity industry needs you — just don’t ever veil your face
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P. J. O'Rourke 15/04/2014
STILL haven't done your taxes? I'll show you how -- 3 parts gin to 1 part Form 1040. In The Daily Beast today.
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John Avlon 15/04/2014
I do my own taxes with no help, except from a couple of Bloody Marys - a testimonial - via
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P. J. O'Rourke 15/04/2014
Come with me through 117 pages of euphemisms, bureaucracy, and mayhem
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P. J. O'Rourke 5/02/2014
Yes. You should seek professional help, but not at The Gap.
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P. J. O'Rourke 5/02/2014
No. We can get WAY fatter in sweatpants.
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P. J. O'Rourke 27/01/2014
Dave Barry & me deep thinking on Amazon. Fix probs. of deficit, climate change & Justin Bieber by plugging our books:
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P. J. O'Rourke 21/01/2014
3" of snow in DC and government is shut down. Why didn't GOP just wait for 1st little bit of bad weather?
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P. J. O'Rourke 19/01/2014
Been on airlines lots lately. OK except for constant crying of big baby. $1.29 for Pringles? Oh, come on. Infant in next seat noisy too.
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P. J. O'Rourke 11/01/2014
On book tour. Please, hotel chains, make letters on little SHAMPOO bottles larger. Spending too much time with Body Lotion in my hair.
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P. J. O'Rourke 7/01/2014
Suggest all libertarians follow Ed Crane. Knows how to lead Quixotic struggle -- still thinks Redskins have shot in playoffs.
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Ed Crane 21/12/2013
Calling Dr Orwell: Obama may end phone data collection and instead require phone companies to do the same.
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P. J. O'Rourke 29/12/2013
Twitter stock price down 13% on Fri. due to holiday Tweets being at least 13% dumber than regular everyday Tweets.
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P. J. O'Rourke 20/12/2013
Am trying to promote new book. How did Jane Austen do this w/o social media? Will have ask her. Is she on LinkedIn?
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P. J. O'Rourke 18/12/2013
Can't promise to be daily but can promise to be beastly -- am joining The Daily Beast Jan. 1 via
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P. J. O'Rourke 11/12/2013
N. Korea leadership purge worrying. What if some crazy fat kid with sociopath haircut winds up in charge?
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P. J. O'Rourke 11/12/2013
Volcker Rule says banks can't risk own money. Says nothing about banks risking mine.
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P. J. O'Rourke 8/12/2013
Must stop reading Sunday NYT or will Tweet myself to death.
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P. J. O'Rourke 8/12/2013
JPMorgan hired children of Chinese elite. This sort of thing never happens with children of American elite.
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P. J. O'Rourke 8/12/2013
Israel wants to resettle Bedouins. Wait, they're nomads. They resettle themselves. As with so much of the news these days, don't get it.
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