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P. J. O'Rourke
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4/05/2014 |
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No talent? Kind of dim-witted? No shame? Perfect. The celebrity industry needs you — just don’t ever veil your face thebea.st/1fH4yq1
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P. J. O'Rourke
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15/04/2014 |
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STILL haven't done your taxes? I'll show you how -- 3 parts gin to 1 part Form 1040. In The Daily Beast today.
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John Avlon
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15/04/2014 |
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I do my own taxes with no help, except from a couple of Bloody Marys - a @PJORourke testimonial - thebea.st/1eEW96h via @thedailybeast
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P. J. O'Rourke
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15/04/2014 |
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Come with me through 117 pages of euphemisms, bureaucracy, and mayhem thebea.st/1gCnLHH
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P. J. O'Rourke
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5/02/2014 |
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@AnnabelGurwitch @LiveTalksLA Yes. You should seek professional help, but not at The Gap.
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P. J. O'Rourke
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5/02/2014 |
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@AnnabelGurwitch @LiveTalksLA No. We can get WAY fatter in sweatpants.
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P. J. O'Rourke
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27/01/2014 |
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Dave Barry & me deep thinking on Amazon. Fix probs. of deficit, climate change & Justin Bieber by plugging our books: omnivoracious.com/2014/01/with-a…
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P. J. O'Rourke
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21/01/2014 |
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3" of snow in DC and government is shut down. Why didn't GOP just wait for 1st little bit of bad weather?
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P. J. O'Rourke
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19/01/2014 |
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Been on airlines lots lately. OK except for constant crying of big baby. $1.29 for Pringles? Oh, come on. Infant in next seat noisy too.
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P. J. O'Rourke
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11/01/2014 |
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On book tour. Please, hotel chains, make letters on little SHAMPOO bottles larger. Spending too much time with Body Lotion in my hair.
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P. J. O'Rourke
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7/01/2014 |
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Suggest all libertarians follow Ed Crane. Knows how to lead Quixotic struggle -- still thinks Redskins have shot in playoffs.
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Ed Crane
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21/12/2013 |
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Calling Dr Orwell: Obama may end #NSA phone data collection and instead require phone companies to do the same.
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P. J. O'Rourke
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29/12/2013 |
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Twitter stock price down 13% on Fri. due to holiday Tweets being at least 13% dumber than regular everyday Tweets.
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P. J. O'Rourke
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20/12/2013 |
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Am trying to promote new book. How did Jane Austen do this w/o social media? Will have ask her. Is she on LinkedIn?
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P. J. O'Rourke
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18/12/2013 |
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Can't promise to be daily but can promise to be beastly -- am joining The Daily Beast Jan. 1 thebea.st/Junt8i via @thedailybeast
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P. J. O'Rourke
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11/12/2013 |
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N. Korea leadership purge worrying. What if some crazy fat kid with sociopath haircut winds up in charge?
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P. J. O'Rourke
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11/12/2013 |
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Volcker Rule says banks can't risk own money. Says nothing about banks risking mine.
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P. J. O'Rourke
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8/12/2013 |
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Must stop reading Sunday NYT or will Tweet myself to death.
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P. J. O'Rourke
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8/12/2013 |
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JPMorgan hired children of Chinese elite. This sort of thing never happens with children of American elite.
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P. J. O'Rourke
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8/12/2013 |
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Israel wants to resettle Bedouins. Wait, they're nomads. They resettle themselves. As with so much of the news these days, don't get it.
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