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Griswold Christmas Vacation
Reporter/Sports Editor at . Defendant in Griswold v. Connecticut. Preferred pronouns are thou/thine. Tips to [email protected].
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Griswold Christmas Vacation 11m
*five months from now* I can't believe Julie Kelly got banned from Twitter. One of the funniest and most incisive people on this site. Jack, you screwed up!
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Griswold Christmas Vacation 32m
Replying to @HashtagGriswold
It's funny because Michael Avenatti was crucified for basically the same line of thinking a few weeks ago. The difference was that he came to a different conclusion about who to discriminate against to maximize their chances of victory.
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Griswold Christmas Vacation 35m
Taking this thinking to its logical conclusion, Dems should refuse to vote for POC candidates in districts where it would hurt their chances. I mean, this is just cold calculated political analysis, right? Not just disdain for white men?
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Griswold Christmas Vacation 58m
I'm doing my part!
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Griswold Christmas Vacation 1h
Vice sounds horrendous (spoilers)
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Griswold Christmas Vacation 1h
Replying to @HashtagGriswold
*wipe away tear* They... they grow up so fast!
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Griswold Christmas Vacation 1h
Replying to @HashtagGriswold
lmao, she’s not even sworn in yet and AOC is committing herself to dumb personal vendettas.
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Griswold Christmas Vacation 1h
The Dems are not quite in array
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Griswold Christmas Vacation 2h
yeah, we need a weekly newsletter that’ll keep us up-to-date on the race war and the Jews
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Griswold Christmas Vacation 2h
Replying to @HashtagGriswold
This isn’t hard
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Griswold Christmas Vacation 2h
It’s a little distressing that our media’s brightest minds can’t suss out that the Russian Jesus masturbation meme was actually intended as a joke.
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Griswold Christmas Vacation 2h
In fairness, I would too if I were a teetotaler
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Griswold Christmas Vacation 2h
Replying to @cjane87
Oh, so I missed a whole thing, huh?
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Griswold Christmas Vacation 3h
I woke up this morning and had to check Twitter to verify whether or not I had dreamed that a MAGA chick attacked the Frenches for adopting a baby.
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Griswold Christmas Vacation 13h
hoooooow is this take even humanly possible
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Griswold Christmas Vacation 19h
Alice Walker sucks, huh
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Griswold Christmas Vacation 20h
This url made me think the NYT piece was going to be even crazier than it actually was
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Griswold Christmas Vacation 21h
Replying to @HashtagGriswold
"He had groomed Mia, trained her..." yes, truly that's the takeaway. How *Mia* was groomed.
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Griswold Christmas Vacation 21h
Replying to @HashtagGriswold
The piece does briefly touch upon Allen's marriage to a daughter he raised from childhood, and how it was unfair to... Mia Farrow.
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Griswold Christmas Vacation 21h
Replying to @HashtagGriswold
Like, legally, Woody Allen raped a girl. I'd say yes, morally too. He would be on the hook for prison-time if it weren't for the statute of limitations. And the headline here is... not that.
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