kcarothers

@kcarothers

I don't know what to put in a twitter bio, I like caramelized onions, I make the best chocolate chip cookies, I accidentally kill plants, I dislike large groups

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ಡಿಸೆಂಬರ್ 2007 ಸಮಯದಲ್ಲಿ ಸೇರಿದ್ದಾರೆ

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  1. This is EXTREMELY FUCKING IMPORTANT. Read this, and then share it. "History tells us what happens next with Trump"

  2. Grey & balding: the power cut for the men on top. It has become the default hairdo for those in charge. But does it actually suit them?

  3. 6-year-old: *walks in wearing an apron and holding a plastic knife* Me: Let me guess. You’re playing chef. 6: Nope. Surgery.

  4. Kate wins a fucking Eisner and that's your headline?

  5. You can 3D-print these free scans of fish via

  6. WAKEY WAKEY BUSY DADS! Sunday is a good day to spend indoors cooking, batching & freezing simple family suppers. Smart dads get ahead.

  7. I don't expect perfection from anyone. I just expect you not to help a bigoted monster become president of the United States.

  8. Today's high: 68 degrees Today's low: the shade you get when complaining to east coast friends about how it's soooo warm and you can't even

  9. 6-year-old: Can you and Mom help me pick up my toys? Me: We didn't make this mess. 6: You made me. Checkmate.

  10. Police say the gunman in Munich was a high-school student who suffered from depression

  11. : I said "Sir..why did you shoot me?" His words to me was "I don't know".

  12. Every American over 18 must be automatically registered to vote so that young people can make their voices heard at the ballot box.

  13. I need to get the taller ladder

  14. Apocalypse sunset

  15. "The odds that a sentence of five words will...be identical to another five-word sentence is one in [3.2 sexillion]"

  16. The ending is like George Bush swallowed a dictionary.

  17. This is a pretty amazing defense of plagiarism. Try this at college,kids! 'These words don't BELONG to Shakespeare!"

  18. Plagiarism: a guide for the beginner. From the archive

  19. An unauthorised use at the Republican Convention against our wishes - Queen

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