OMG I am imagining the body of Andre the Giant being hauled by 4 people and dropped off to the Science office complex.
Due to my grad school experience, when I die I want my body donated to Science. And by Science, of course, I mean the journal Science. I want my dead body delivered to their offices.
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It can be done by one person (see attached image) but it's probably before your time.
#WrestlemaniaIII#ImSoVeryVeryOldpic.twitter.com/gnZXf9hYUg
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OMG. That is... *GLORIOUS.*
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That’s dark, Andre. Very dark.
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It’s the end of the semester. That’s where my mood is.
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Ref #2: I'm still not convinced the body is indeed dead as the authors claim. To prove it's dead, they should revive it and kill it again. Ref #3: The authors failed to explain what they mean by "dead", and how being dead affects the body.
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Ref1: “How is this at all novel?”
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"We regret to inform you that this corpse is not of sufficient interest to Science. We recommend submission to a more specialized journal."
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Reviewer 2 strikes again.
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I would prefer if my own remains were reclaimed by Nature
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Sorry but our in-house editors think that while the results are clear and well presented they feel that being dead is not novel or has any general application.
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Can you DM us an address? The interns laughed so hard we snorted iced tea. We’d like to send you a small gift for making our day!
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And by small gift, they mean a dead body?
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"We're sorry, but the review committee has determined that your Body Work is insufficient. Also, reviewer
#Buddha recommends you may need to try your core experiment over, and over and over again."ಧನ್ಯವಾದಗಳು. Twitter ಇದನ್ನು ನಿಮ್ಮ ಕಾಲರೇಖೆಯನ್ನು ಉತ್ತಮಗೊಳಿಸಲು ಬಳಸುತ್ತದೆ. ರದ್ದುಗೊಳಿಸುರದ್ದುಗೊಳಿಸು
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Reviewer #2 would still try and have it rejected. "Too much rigor mortis. Please retrieve the body and consider resubmitting once decomposition has gotten well underway."
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@thirdreviewer would simply reject, "Your display is not novel, don't bother trying again."
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That'd definitely be a high-impact submission. I mean it'd have an impact on the income of local therapists if nothing else.
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