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King of all Media. Howard 100 and Howard 101 on SiriusXm Satellite Radio. Author, Actor, Lord of Fart Manor.

Joined February 2011

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  1. “Jesse Ventura” sat in on the news and confronted our own Robin Quivers, accusing her of actually being a hologram:

  2. Do birds pee?

  3. Kate Hudson wows as she's accompanied by a suave bodyguard 🤔

  4. Stern Show fans were treated to a live performance of by —watch it here:

  5. If you tweet on Twitter, why don’t you face on Facebook?

  6. What's the point of armpit hair?

  7. Monday morning began with performing . Watch them rock Stern Show fans out of bed now:

  8. What does the K in K-mart stand for?

  9. Whatever happened to the pompadour?

  10. Cantaloupe is better than honeydew

  11. How does cheese get its holes?

  12. Don't forget fans Howard 101... 11 pm tonight

  13. Why is bird doody white?

  14. Has anyone ever motivated you enough to get the lead out of your pants?

  15. Are we still worried about The Rainforest or did they fix that?

  16. Will there ever be another song about the Macarena?

  17. Why do they say "my two cents"?

  18. Who came up with the word woofer?

  19. Why do they call it taking a dump instead of leaving a dump?

  20. June was 2 months ago...

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