I want to know if Trump tweeting in the middle of the night was him up very late or very early.
October 1, 2016
September 30, 2016
No hyperbole, this is the best thing I’ve seen on Twitter dot com https://twitter.com/thisjenlewis/status/781890026229665792
Can I pin someone else’s tweet to my profile? https://twitter.com/jennschiffer/status/718094668131672065
Logarithmic pricing https://t.co/qkkhNvmeoM
These are funny https://medium.com/slackjaw/abheek-talukdar-8-what-i-thought-these-popular-books-were-about-reading-only-their-titles-b212c7679535#.7vf4rst4y but I’ve definitely had the thought reading e.g. Crime & Punishment like wait, this is just a novel?
I blame @ReplyAll for all the Pepe the Frog think pieces I now have to read.
I judge people probably too harshly who block me from walking up the escalator. But omg could you be more oblivious
September 29, 2016
Gonna suggest you not watch the fecal transplant episode of One Mississippi during dinner
PJ Vogt
@mikeev seriously.
@mikeev Spotify and Quora are recommender systems rockstars (I just learned last week)
RT @AndrewCrow: The @Medium Release Notes Team is the best release notes team. https://t.co/rc4aUOgBP1
September 28, 2016
It’s only a matter of time before I post a “You vs. the guy she tells you not to worry about” with a photo of my cats.
@PJVogt /giphy innocuous, common expression and dear god please not porn
Curious how good @Heavyweight is if you don’t know and care about people from Wiretap. But me, I’m in love. Sincere Gregor is best Gregor.
September 27, 2016
@DaveCA @ifwinterends bullet toof Tony?
playing a game made by teenage @mwichary
@kylewmahan has said “arrives in 4 minutes” for 10 minutes
How can Lyft be so bad at estimating how long until your ride gets here?
September 26, 2016
Meet the Press
Thinking about how stressful it would be to have a job interview in your second language.
September 25, 2016
@justkelly_ok Young McNulty makes a mean pot of tennis ball chili
Headline: “Adorable Photo of Michelle Obama Embracing War Criminal”
September 24, 2016
@ikai sure, he beats particle man. They have a fight, triangle wins, triangle nan.
September 23, 2016
@SaraJChipps really wish they’d have cropped his feet out of that photo