The Illustrated Frank J: And Now for Something Completely Diff… Wait a Minute…

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Godzilla Was the Beatles of Monsters

[How Godzilla Changed MONSTER Movies – Frame By Frame] (Viewer #454,651)

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Nearly As Big a Threat As Global Warming

A new report shows that deer kill more people every year in America that bears, alligators, and snakes combined.

Great. Now Obama’s gonna cut a deal to give enriched uranium to Bambi.

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And Don’t Forget – ALL of Them Are More Expensive Because of Useless Government Regulations

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Link of the Day: Crunching Kaepernick’s Numbers

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Throwing Good Money After Bad

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I’m Sure Hillary Has a Perfectly Logical Explanation for This

This is awkward – internal emails from the company that managed Hillary Clinton’s private email servers show them referring to “Hillary’s coverup operation“.

Nothing suspicious there. They were just trying to tell her to wear more blankets at night so she wouldn’t catch pneumonia.

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Obama Warned Us – Record-Breaking Heat

Fifteen months in a row of record-breaking heat is a signal that can’t be denied: We need to #ActOnClimate.
@BarackObama

“And will you Minnesotans that loved last winter PLEASE shut up!”

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Straight Line of the Day: A Sure Sign That You Have “White Privilege”…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

A sure sign that you have “white privilege“….

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Random Thoughts: VP Debate

Nominating a thin-skinned dummy was a risky move, but it has a potentially horrible payoff.

It will be great to have a president who will stay up to 3am checking on our cyber.

On Election Day, I just want to stand at the polls shouting at everyone entering, “Nothing good will come of this!”

I don’t want Trump to win, but I do want to see an animatronic Trump at the Disney World hall of presidents.

One of the bad things about Trump is it’s giving people around Hillary more cover to… what’s the opposite of “Speak truth to power”?

Stopping Trump is a noble goal, but it’s not worth pretending Hillary isn’t horrible.

I don’t see how this tax stuff changes anything. It’s just another pebble on the mountain-sized pile of evidence that Trump is horrible.

Hallmark better have a Luke Cage tree ornament that says “Sweet Christmas!” or there will be hell to pay.

I honestly don’t care if anyone pays taxes other than for those who it would be a hypocrisy issue, i.e., they’re for higher taxes.

Voting is not a right. It’s a hack fix for how we imperfectly protect rights.
In a perfect world, you would have no vote or influence over someone else’s rights.
I agree with Bastiat that the goal of voting isn’t to get everyone to vote but to make voting as inconsequential as possible.

I hope on Election Day Arby’s sees record sales.

Why all the focus on the less than 1% #NeverTrump controls and not the 10% that Trump’s erratic behavior controls?

Trump seems to crater in the polls when he’s over the top horrible. Has he considered not being over the top horrible?

Man I hope this is the worst presidential election of my lifetime.

Social Security: the greatest program the government has ever made other than just throwing money down a hole.

Social Security is a Ponzi scheme that is only still limping along because you’ll go to prison if you don’t pay into it.

Wow. Interesting to see what an anti-Hillary argument looks like with a little discipline behind it.

I listen to podcasts at 2x speed. That’s what Kaine keeps reminding me of.

Has a VP debate ever actually had an effect on an election?

Pence doing what I recommend for Trump on scandals: Quick, huge lie then move on.

Is it helping Hillary to watch a woman completely fail at running a debate?

Did Kaine just say “There’s a lot of young people who weren’t born when Roe was decided?”

Pence is much better at lying than Kaine, Hillary, or Trump. All we want is a little polish.

Police keep telling people to stop calling them about clowns. Bullets don’t kill clowns, so they can’t do anything about it.

This is an odd year to make big money arguments about politics when Trump has survived spending relatively very little.

If the next debate is a townhall debate, good chance the candidates will finally get asked about all the clown attacks.

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Hurt Feelings Alert!

A college in New Jersey told students wanting to hold a themed “American BBQ” that they couldn’t do it because the theme was “considered offensive“.

Fine. Have it “Our Islamist Friends” themed and make it a pig roast.

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Cartoon of the Day – Actually

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[Steve Kelley – GoComics]

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The Illustrated Frank J: The One Thing That Could Win Hillary the Election

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Lies. Everyone Knows Computers Operate by Magic Smoke

[Transistors – The Invention That Changed The World] (Viewer #399,622)

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Technically, It’s Latin for “Moon Twitch”

Northwestern University president Morton Schapiro told freshmen that anyone who opposes trigger warnings, or who belittles the pain of those microaggressed, is a “lunatic.”

Ironic, considering it’s the mentally ill who actually need nice, padded, safe spaces.

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Everyone Has This Same Question

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

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