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Friday, October 7, 2016
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Extra, Extra: 'Clown Lives Matter' March Planned For Ughville, AZ
Because Jonathan Safran Foer loves writing about sex, check out today's end-of-day links: baby hair, voting fantasies, Clickhole marriage, modern romance choices, recreating someone as AI, Clown Lives Matter, and tortoises feast.
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Cops Catch Alleged Police Impersonator Who Demanded Sex From Straphanger
He was charged with criminal impersonation and criminal solicitation.
Still No L Train Between Manhattan & Brooklyn Following Morning Hotbox
An MTA spokesperson said, "[We're] trying to bring it back as soon as we can."
New Website Lets You See Just How Awful Your Bus Line Is
The interactive site lets you compare the city's 307 bus routes. Spoiler: Your bus is probably very slow.
Sourdough Pizza Is Fired Up In Bushwick At Ops
The wood-fired pizzas employ a wild sourdough starter, so the flavor's bound to be different than our accustomed pies.
The Best Political Documentaries Currently Streaming Online
As long as you're obsessing over politics during the presidential election, feed your hunger with some of the best streaming documentaries online.
FYI, The Annual Hasidic Ritual Chicken Slaughter Is Coming Up
"I could do it with money, but God says it is better with the chicken."
Pratt's Beloved Head Engineer Conrad Milster Now 'A High Grade Janitor'
"It has destroyed me mentally," Milster said. "My stomach still churns, my brain still churns. I can't help but think about it."
French Fry-Stuffed Burritos Arrive In Bushwick At Lucha Lucha
San Diego-style Mexican means french fries and carne asada.
MORE Creepy Clowns Creepy Clowns Creepy Clowns Hahahahaha
Reports of menacing clowns have been popping up all over the area this week.
[Updates] Someone Just Hung A Huge Banner Of Putin On The Manhattan Bridge
The banner reads "peacemaker" for some presumably ironic reason.
It's Wrong To Call Chris Christie Fat And If He Finds Out He Will 'Destroy' You
Christie threatened to destroy him, apparently.
Early Addition: Trump Won't Let You Die Until You Vote For Him
Because NYers need their therapists, check out today's mid-day links: new Rolling Stones blues album, quest for perfect apple, Prince's sad doves, Vinegar Hill NIMBYs, NYU diversity training, wombat butts, and doggy plays dead.
This Staten Island Restaurant Employs Grandmas Instead Of Chefs
For over a decade, Enoteca Maria has opened its kitchens to grandmothers cooking the cuisines of their native countries, with women from dozens of countries.
Brooklyn Bridge Park Pop-Up Pool Coming Back For One More Summer
Brooklyn Bridge Park will have a temporary pool for one more summer, as the hunt for a possibly more permanent pool continues.
Cuomo Unveils Space Age Renderings For Public Art & Cashless Tolls At NY Bridges, Tunnels
"They'll be illuminated from dusk to dawn and just imagine the possibilities..."
The 11 Best Doughnut Shops In NYC
Here it is folks, the definitive, absolutely correct list for all New Yorkers to enjoy and not argue over.
Elderly Woman's Body Found In Plastic Bags In Ridgewood Home, Grandson Arrested
The body was decomposing, but it's unclear how long the woman was dead.
Former Poet Laureate Billy Collins On "Ambushing" Americans' "Anti-Poetry Shields"
"I also don't really care if more people don't read poetry. It's not for everybody really. It's like croquet or chess or jazz; I don't want everyone to listen to jazz."

