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  1. I earned my paycheck today, folks

  2. At his funeral the deceased requested Daft Punk's "Discovery" be played in its entirety with a reprise of Digital Love during the burial

  3. haha, I forgot about this. THIS WAS A YEAR AGO BY THE WAY

  4. reliving my favorite debate moments tonight and I am happy as a clam

  5. never forget this mister hanky sounding snowmin's part in our proud american history of political debate:

  6. an owl is a secret tiny bird. this is fraud of the highest order

  7. I want the sweet sound of this perfect snapchat moment playing in my ears forever

  8. Glad they're not trying to set expectations too high

  9. Why Apple should kill all men

  10. Imagine if the media reported about blorrvin the way they do about blarfff. It would be considered outrageous.

  11. Found a good vine account today

  12. always fun to say "it's lit" to indicate things like "my food has arrived" or "I am with a friend"

  13. Great story on Quartz’s Snapchat account today: in Mecca

  14. Oh HELL YEAH. I like it!!!

  15. I'm a crappy millennial william f buckley, standing athwart history listening to sleater kinney on white wire headphones

  16. tremendous lols if your second-day take is "ah yes headphones have always been bad. indeed I have never liked headphones"

  17. unnerved to see a 60something man on the train looking at slack on his phone. maybe bc I wondered if I was hallucinating my own future

  18. N train conductor repeating an announcement where he methodically explains what an N train normally does and which this one is also doing

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