Florida Man

@_FloridaMan

Real-life stories of the world's worst superhero | IAmFloridaMan[at]gmail[dot]com

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  1. 23 小時前
  2. 2月11日

    ME (sitting on a stage in a turtleneck smoking an e-cigarette): The alligator is fascism

  3. 2月11日

    ME (sitting on a stage in a turtleneck smoking an e-cigarette): The alligator is fascism

  4. 2月10日

    Literally nothing good has ever happened after someone loudly exclaimed, “let’s go to Florida”

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  5. 2月10日
  6. 2月8日

    Florida Man Has to Be Rescued From Garbage Truck After Falling Asleep in Dumpster

  7. 2月5日

    Florida Man Says He Committed $7 Billion Bank Fraud Because Jesus Wanted to Make Him Rich

  8. 2月5日

    Florida Man Has Already Forgotten He Helped Putin’s Best Friend Become Secretary of State

  9. 2月1日

    Florida Man Shoots Cat for Looking at Him “Like He Owned the Place”

  10. 1月30日

    Florida Man Tries to Hide From Police in Trash Can While Dressed as Spongebob Squarepants

  11. 1月27日

    Florida Man With Gun in Car Hands Joint to Cops While Parked in Whole Foods Handicap Spot

  12. 1月26日
  13. 1月25日

    Florida Man Wearing Mop on His Head “Terrifies" Neighbors With Demands For Eggs

  14. 1月24日
  15. 1月24日

    Florida Woman Accused of Trespassing Onto Trump Resort, Smearing Cars With Bananas

  16. 1月23日

    Chill. I’ll tweet about your mom again soon.

  17. 1月23日

    Oh wait, never mind.

  18. 1月20日

    Florida Man Now Running the Country, I Guess

  19. 1月20日

    Florida Man Calls Police to Report Burglary, Despite the Fact He Was the One Who Committed It

  20. 1月18日

    If this whole thing ends with the White House moving to Florida, none of us should be surprised at all

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