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    Mar 23

    My main occupation on most days is best described as 'waiting to eat a sandwich'.

  2. Apr 4

    There were ants in my kettle, so I washed it out, but I still feel like I'm drinking ant tea.

  3. Apr 4

    we've sold 70% and will absolutely not be printing any more! so do not be a dozy diana, get one now if you want one (why wouldn't you?)

  4. Apr 4

    There are two types of people in this world: regular moms and cool moms.

  5. Apr 4
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    One guy just invited me to his birthday party. I even took the depressing step of mentioning my boyfriend. Didn't deter.

  6. Apr 4

    Getting real tired of dudes misinterpreting my speaking to them IN THE STORE I WORK IN as anything other than my job.

  7. Apr 3

    Cute fun tip for millennials: I've found being broke a great way to avoid processed foods. (I miss them)

  8. Apr 3

    Boiler suits are my ideal daily garment ergo, I need to move to a more fashion-forward city.

  9. Apr 3
  10. Apr 3

    My train usually leaves from an odd station, but today it left from an even one and it has FUCKED ME UP fam.

  11. Apr 2

    Moratorium on obnoxious white boys making rip-off super size me documentaries, please.

  12. Apr 2

    Whipped cream makes desserts lighter. It makes them less rich, not more. People are wrong about this often.

  13. Apr 1
  14. Mar 31

    I would murder every member of my family for a woodfired pizza from Julius's rn. Except my dog, of course.

  15. Mar 31

    In a world where daily life involves constant struggle against ubiquitous fraud, April Fools is garbage.

  16. Mar 30

    Hey I love Hot Ones, but how come there's only ever been, like, four female guests? Women don't eat wings? The fuck?

  17. Mar 29

    Sharknado is real and it's happening in my home state.

  18. Mar 29

    In the past 24 hours I've eaten pizza, donuts and a Dutch baby, so don't worry about me, hey.

  19. Mar 28

    Clothes are so bad at the moment! Can someone make good clothes again?

  20. Mar 27
  21. Sarah |The Sugar Hit followed , , and 14 others
    • @HJBenjamin

      i am 5'6, maybe 5'5 and 1/2

    • @catherinebouris

      everyone in showbiz is mad at me

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