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@SusanCalman

Hello. I like cats. I used to collect thimbles. I'm a comedian. I'm often heard on Radio 4. I block pedants and aggressive people. I think you look smashing.

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Dec 17

    Most of the next few months will be spent writing my new book. My first one is available in paperback, for kindle and as an audiobook. It's about depression but it's not depressing. Promise.

    65 replies 72 retweets 1,113 likes
  2. 3 hours ago

    My family are all really small. I’m one of the tallest.

    Replying to @SusanCalman @LeeCormack
    Christ, you really did buy a massive house!
    6 replies 3 retweets 174 likes
  3. 4 hours ago

    For over forty years my Mum has done Christmas Day. I thought it was time someone else took it on so this year we have 20 of the family coming round. is a wonderful cook. I’m good at washing up

    49 replies 24 retweets 1,548 likes
  4. 5 hours ago

    Starting the day with an After Eight and a cup of coffee. The breakfast of champions. Merry Christmas from me and mine to you and yours. All you need is love xx

    129 replies 221 retweets 3,814 likes
  5. Retweeted
    21 hours ago

    Which celeb will be top of the tree this Christmas? 🎄 Find out in the Top Class festive special 👨‍🏫👩‍🏫 Join at 4pm ⛄️ ⛄️

    1 reply 4 retweets 38 likes
  6. Retweeted
    22 hours ago

    Me too🙂

    My favourite thing to come out of 2017 had got to be the friendship between and 💛
    26 replies 84 retweets 2,972 likes
  7. Retweeted
    Dec 24

    A good friend of mine wrote this please share

    30 replies 1,127 retweets 1,781 likes
  8. Retweeted
    Dec 22

    “No, Mr. Claus. I expect you to die.”

    643 replies 82,053 retweets 221,148 likes
  9. Dec 23

    ‘Twas the morning before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring except for the cat who screamed in my face at 6.30am because she wanted breakfast. I feel so rested and relaxed.

    229 replies 395 retweets 6,337 likes
  10. Retweeted
    Dec 18

    The speed of this K9. ⚡

    964 replies 40,418 retweets 97,806 likes
  11. Dec 23

    The ghost of Christmas past. Me, circa 1980 something. It took a lot of tinsel to make me look angelic.

    80 replies 39 retweets 3,122 likes
  12. Dec 22

    Episode 3 of my series is on the iPlayer now. teaches me all about baking. Hope you enjoy!

    14 replies 22 retweets 455 likes
  13. Dec 22

    My neighbour Pamela, who I mentioned in my Radio 4 show last night, just dropped off a gorgeous lemon drizzle for us. She is a cake angel.

    Replying to @SusanCalman
    Will you be baking a cake??? Lemon drizzle perhaps?
    20 replies 7 retweets 725 likes
  14. Dec 22

    My new book will be out in the autumn next year.

    I've got a vague memory of you saying you were writing a new book about kindness (?). Is that right and do you have any idea when it will be published please? Thanks and happy Christmas!
    6 replies 12 retweets 208 likes
  15. Dec 22

    My book, Cheer Up Love, is the 99p Kindle offer today. Perfect for people who have 99p to spend.

    103 replies 101 retweets 860 likes
  16. Dec 22

    We have twenty people coming over for Christmas lunch. No problem. I’ll be channeling my favourite TV chef.

    72 replies 78 retweets 2,658 likes
  17. Dec 21

    While filming Miranda Does Christmas for Channel 4 I met David Tennant. This photo captures the precise moment when a Doctor Who nerd loses her mind with happiness.

    311 replies 723 retweets 13,409 likes
  18. Dec 21

    I'm not named in the blurb but it's this, Miranda Does Christmas. 27th December Channel 4 at 9pm

    Replying to @SusanCalman
    I just saw an advertisement where you where on a Christmas program with Miranda Hart. What tv programme is it and when is it on??
    2 replies 11 retweets 178 likes
  19. Dec 21

    Agreed.

    Replying to @SusanCalman
    Always felt it is unfairly regarded as being inferior to It's a Wonderful Life
    2 replies 2 retweets 50 likes
  20. Dec 21

    I love the fact that people are asking if Resident Evil is a Christmas film. It’s about a greedy corporation and the spread of a virus that turns people into zombies. Of course it is.

    16 replies 85 retweets 917 likes
  21. Dec 21

    Got the house to myself, made a pot of tea, fire on, watching Resident Evil. Really starting to feel all Christmassy.

    36 replies 10 retweets 846 likes

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