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Being a northerner in London and scaring the locals with all sorts of freakish behaviour like “thanking bus drivers” and “saying hello to people” (self.britishproblems)

submitted by auratech1

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Pressing the buttons on the remote control harder when the batteries are getting flat. (self.britishproblems)

submitted by auratech1

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25 minutes of adverts then “This is not a cinema”. Well christ Vue I’m starting to believe you at this point... (self.britishproblems)

submitted by themagictoast

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Receiving a BBC Breaking News notification because Saturday Night Takeaway isn't on this weekend. (self.britishproblems)

submitted by teasizzleSurrey (via Lincs & Cumbria)

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20 minute segment on the morning news: A man from Newcastle has been done for drink driving (self.britishproblems)

submitted by PorschephileGT3

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"This train/tram/bus will definitely leave without me unless I force my way on whilst people are trying to disembark." Seriously just fucking be patient. (self.britishproblems)

submitted by RikM

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My Uber rating has dropped to 4.82. Now I'm worried about what I could possibly have done to upset Amiraz. (self.britishproblems)

submitted by whatmichaelsaysYorkshire

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Being a southerner in Manchester and being scared by all sorts like "pints for less than £5" and "strangers checking you're not lost (self.britishproblems)

submitted by Duathdaert

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I over milked my cup of tea this morning. There's no turning the day around now (self.britishproblems)

submitted by agnesb

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Getting to experience the Cold War resurgence as an adult is far more anxiety inducing than when I was a child. (self.britishproblems)

submitted by Welshgirlie2Carmarthenshire

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As a driver I won't start moving my car until a pedestrian has fully crossed the road, however as a pedestrian I feel the need to do a brisk walk in fear of the car moving as I'm crossing. (self.britishproblems)

submitted by booeypooDenbighshire

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BREAKING NEWS: Details of Harry's and Meghans wedding cake revealed (self.britishproblems)

submitted by LtSlowNorthamptonshire

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Why do people think it's acceptable to eat smelly lunches in the office (self.britishproblems)

submitted by Sno_Jon

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Found a forgotten fiver hidden in a pocket.. (self.britishproblems)

submitted by DollyDaydreem

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Using "now then" as a form of hello (self.britishproblems)

submitted by MiiiiitchC

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Having to fill the kettle because someone left it empty, again.. (self.britishproblems)

submitted by postSaver_upVoter

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Food programmes pronouncing chorizo, "choreetho". (self.britishproblems)

submitted by TheReferenceGuy

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Becoming mildly infuriated when someone puts their bag on a seat on a train but being too polite to not ask them to remove it, therefore proceeding to mumble “absolute fucking joke” and standing in the aisle with unfathomable disgust and assertively glaring at the culprit who committed the offence. (self.britishproblems)

submitted by iainbrux

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When you're from Cumbria and go to uni down south, and people from Manchester say they're from the north (self.britishproblems)

submitted by Billman23Cumberland

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The moment you realise that Branston beans are in fact better than the leading brand. (self.britishproblems)

submitted by stinacri

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Being charged an extra 20p by Greggs to stand in the shop and eat a sausage roll while it's pissing down with rain. (self.britishproblems)

submitted by Goalnado

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My Cadburys Easter egg tastes like Hershies chocolate (self.britishproblems)

submitted by Gloob_PatrolSurrey

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This "dollar shave club" advert rubbish (self.britishproblems)

submitted by mobilehammerinto

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The Wetherspoons App... Paying the peasant prices but not having to queue with them... result! (self.britishproblems)

submitted by auratech1

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My "large letter" weighed 104 grams. There was a queue behind me, so I couldn't take the time to trim off some of the excess tape, so I paid the extra 46p to post 4 grams of sellotape. (self.britishproblems)

submitted by BeetrootBoy

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