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"In January 2018, I predicted that Bitcoin could reach $50,000 by the end of this year — I was wrong. As I’ve looked at more data, it is apparent that I was correct to predict a Bitcoin price of $50,000. Unfortunately, my timeline may have been off by as much as 52 months (4 years and 4 months)" and I was all like...
"In January 2018, I predicted that Bitcoin could reach $50,000 by the end of this year — I was wrong. As I’ve looked at more data, it is apparent that I was correct to predict a Bitcoin price of $50,000. Unfortunately, my timeline may have been off by as much as 52 months (4 years and 4 months)" and I was all like...

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"[Former NSA contractor] Winner printed the intelligence report and mailed it to the news outlet. When the outlet contacted the NSA, saying it had what appeared to be a classified document, the outlet provided a copy, which appeared to have been folded or creased [...] That led to an internal audit that revealed that Winner was one of just six people who had printed the document and the only one who had email contact from a desk computer with the news outlet, according to the complaint" and I was all like..
"[Former NSA contractor] Winner printed the intelligence report and mailed it to the news outlet. When the outlet contacted the NSA, saying it had what appeared to be a classified document, the outlet provided a copy, which appeared to have been folded or creased [...] That led to an internal audit that revealed that Winner was one of just six people who had printed the document and the only one who had email contact from a desk computer with the news outlet, according to the complaint" and I was all like..

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"This functionality has been deprecated and is scheduled to be removed in the next release" and I was all like...
"This functionality has been deprecated and is scheduled to be removed in the next release" and I was all like...

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When the navigation is on, and you stop at a red light, and the compass decides to go crazy in between the tall buildings, and your map orientation is all like...
When the navigation is on, and you stop at a red light, and the compass decides to go crazy in between the tall buildings, and your map orientation is all like...

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Waking up in the morning to see that one of your ten-year old Swing projects got forked on GitHub by JetBrains be all like...
Waking up in the morning to see that one of your ten-year old Swing projects got forked on GitHub by JetBrains be all like...

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And then Twitter was all like "The good news is that we have the world's most advanced encryption algorithm to make sure that nobody inside the company ever sees your password. The bad news is that just before running that algorithm, we stored your password in plaintext in this log file. But cross-our-hearts nobody looked at those logs" and I was all like...
And then Twitter was all like "The good news is that we have the world's most advanced encryption algorithm to make sure that nobody inside the company ever sees your password. The bad news is that just before running that algorithm, we stored your password in plaintext in this log file. But cross-our-hearts nobody looked at those logs" and I was all like...

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