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NYT tech reporter. msnbc contributor. writing a book on Uber for , 2019. [email protected] or [email protected].
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rat king 11 j
Membalas @ramen_girl__
🥽🦠
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rat king 11 j
im a cassia man myself
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rat king 11 j
accidentally bought ceylon cinnamon instead of korintje and now my yogurt tastes like a box of hot tamales this sucks
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rat king 12 j
Membalas @KrangTNelson
“shit your pants like a man” — darth vader
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rat king 15 j
fuckfuckfuckfuck what did i do fuckfuckfuck its my first time fuck
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rat king 19 j
Membalas @charles_kinbote
😐
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rat king 19 j
Membalas @wbm312
when you reup max headroom @ me and I will jump on it immediately this time
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rat king 20 j
hes so good
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rat king 20 j
Membalas @Idoru9
Lmao
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rat king 20 j
Membalas @MikeIsaac
“we here at ore ida stand for two things — delicious tater tots and equal rights”
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rat king 20 j
fox news advertiser revolts are always accidentally funny bc you end up with headlines like CHEF BOYARDEE BACKS AWAY FROM RACISM
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rat king 23 j
god bless you
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rat king 23 j
Membalas @ashleyfeinberg
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rat king 23 j
Membalas @ashleyfeinberg
can’t upset your core base of hardcore conservatives who also love southwestern eggrolls
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nicole tersigni 12 Des
recipe: 2 cloves of garlic me: got it
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Chris White 14 Des
I got a random FaceTime call just now. Answered. IT WAS A BABY. He was playing on his mom’s phone and was typing numbers and CALLED ME. Made my night honestly
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rat king 17 Des
Membalas @lmc
do it
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rat king 17 Des
Membalas @WhatTheBit
but its nighttime
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rat king 17 Des
Membalas @dcbigjohn
i need new ones
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rat king 17 Des
my entire insta is people in their hometowns eating food and wrapping presents is everyone but me already on vacation and taking like two weeks off
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