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Justin Halpern
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Samuel Halpern
Justin Halpern isn't a Goodreads Author
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"No. I want the salad...Live a little? I'm ordering lunch. I don't have a choice between salad or fucking skydiving."
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Sh*t My Dad Says
— published 2010 — 37 editions |
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I Suck at Girls
— published 2012 — 19 editions |
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More Sh*t My Dad Says
— 3 editions |
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Mom Says I'm Handsome
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Cartel II: Summer, 2012
by Jenny Bahn, Tom Dinard, Brian Oliu (Goodreads Author) — published 2012 |
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Cartel IV: Winter, 2013
by Ibi Kaslik, Justin Halpern, Neal Pollack (Goodreads Author) — published 2013 |
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“The worst thing you can be is a liar. . . . Okay, fine, yes, the worst thing you can be is a Nazi, but then number two is liar. Nazi one, liar two.”
― Justin Halpern
― Justin Halpern
“You're like a tornado of bullshit right now. We'll talk again when your bullshit dies out over someone else's house.”
― Justin Halpern, Sh*t My Dad Says
― Justin Halpern, Sh*t My Dad Says
“See, you think I give a shit. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of shit? That's why I look interested.”
― Justin Halpern
― Justin Halpern
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Topics Mentioning This Author
| topics | posts | views | last activity | |
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| Romance Readers R...: June - What are you currently reading? | 464 | 239 | Jul 01, 2010 05:56PM | |
| Challenge: 50 Books: *** Meghan's 50 a year! *** | 3 | 24 | Jul 13, 2010 03:13AM | |
The Seasonal Read...:
Summer Challenge 2010 Completed Tasks (do NOT delete any posts in this thread)
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3059 | 3128 | Sep 01, 2010 08:39AM | |
| Cover to Cover Ch...: KellyK's List for 2010 | 12 | 61 | Oct 28, 2010 10:50PM | |
| Cover to Cover Ch...: All Finished | 54 | 110 | Nov 02, 2010 06:58AM | |
| Cover to Cover Ch...: Ronda Tutt's 144 Books for 2010 | 154 | 135 | Nov 08, 2010 06:35AM |
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