What is the worst adult temper tantrum you have seen? by Lumbrical in AskReddit

[–]white_android 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd be a little upset by the person that went to get the usher. It probably would have been a blast with her commentary through the movie

Puddle on the ground looks like an open portal. by Arela_ in mildlyinteresting

[–]white_android 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unless it's a past portal puddle and he ends up 45 years in the past. Then they can make Google.

What do you pretend to enjoy to 'keep the peace' but secretly can't stand? by Spallboy in AskReddit

[–]white_android 4 points5 points  (0 children)

As someone who don't give no lovin', you probably aren't getting any lovin' unless she's really in a super loving mood.

What do you pretend to enjoy to 'keep the peace' but secretly can't stand? by Spallboy in AskReddit

[–]white_android 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm not even into holidays like that and I'd switch just for the sleigh ride and cutting down the tree.

Bring a gingerbread house kit this year and blow her mind! Plus you get a gingerbread house you can crush and eat!!! While the gingerbread men watch you eat their wives!!!

What do you pretend to enjoy to 'keep the peace' but secretly can't stand? by Spallboy in AskReddit

[–]white_android 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do not because it's apparently "weird" to know people's birthday these days.

Actually had a friend tell me that, like alright man it's weird that we've known each other for what 12 years now and I know your birthday.

A tight fit or a tight wallet? 🤔 by zanem8 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]white_android 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't go my nigga! Keep it masculine! We don't need a androgenous future... Probab gonna get one but hold out my nigga!!!! ✊

Best current Pi for kali Linux hack build? by refusetoargueonline in raspberry_pi

[–]white_android 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha figured I'd put it out there. I was close to going with a 2 model b and a wifi adapter until I started looking at kali

Diatoms - These beauties are in your toothpaste by caitycatt in mildlyinteresting

[–]white_android 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some would say they're just shells of what they use to be

this is coming to Cricket. After 22 GB of data usage, AT&T may slow speeds during periods of network congestion. by allmynamesarethroawy in CricketWireless

[–]white_android 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you have a link that says outright that cricket will be a part of it or is it just a wait and see kind of thing?

Using a can of tuna by JavaReallySucks in interestingasfuck

[–]white_android 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can I use whale blubber under water though?

Using a can of tuna by JavaReallySucks in interestingasfuck

[–]white_android 16 points17 points  (0 children)

We should ban cancer. It brings death everywhere it goes.

Using a can of tuna by JavaReallySucks in interestingasfuck

[–]white_android 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...is.... Umm.... Is there a video of this or you just blowing smoke out your ass?