Paul Batum

@paulbatum

I work at Microsoft on Azure Functions.

Bellevue, WA
Joined March 2008
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  1. 10 hours ago

    8 hours left! I will be matching all donations drive up to $500 & MS will match my donations so up to 1K!

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  2. Feb 14

    I'm speaking about Azure Functions today at . Central A at 5pm. It's an intro session so if you are new to Functions, join me!

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  3. Jan 20

    I've just signed an executive order eliminating foreign keys from databases forever. Use AMERICAN KEYS instead! ACTION!

    102 replies 5,560 retweets 5,081 likes
  4. Jan 20

    Hi everybody! Back to the original handle. Is this thing still on? Michelle and I are off on a quick vacation, then we’ll get back to work.

    73,308 replies 448,350 retweets 1,883,870 likes
  5. Jan 15

    I need to stop watching Black Mirror before bed. That show is fucked up. (so good!)

    3 replies 4 likes
  6. Jan 14

    Same here.

    The software development books I grew up with
    1 reply 1 like
  7. Jan 9

    The oral history of Final Fantasy 7 as told by the people who made it. 35 interviews, videos, pics & more.

    4 replies 38 retweets 72 likes
  8. 17 Dec 2016

    We should tell the Rebel Alliance that we don't want the Death Star plans they stole back.- let them keep them!

    52 replies 2,526 retweets 4,795 likes
  9. 14 Dec 2016

    If you enjoy sci fi you have to read this series.

    Just finished the Three Body Problem trilogy. Really good, highly recommended. Be prepared for non-western pacing and style, though.
  10. 14 Dec 2016

    At our developer event, we used a fictional startup, we have open sourced all the server/mobile/client code for it:

    7 replies 76 retweets 121 likes
  11. 9 Dec 2016

    Map, filter, reduce by emoji

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  12. 9 Dec 2016

    37, the age at which Grace Hopper joined the Navy, learned logic and later invented the compiler. Its never too late to start.

    19 replies 1,180 retweets 1,373 likes
  13. 10 Dec 2016

    But the speed of my typing determines the speed of my googling!

    Programmer Pro-Tip: If you think the speed of your typing impacts your productivity, you're probably not spending enough time thinking.
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  14. 6 Dec 2016

    OH. MY. GOD. MADE AN ATARI 2600 EMULATOR IN MINECRAFT.

    9 replies 312 retweets 421 likes
  15. 6 Dec 2016

    Whoa! Fiddler for Mac? OMG YES!

    1 reply 16 retweets 18 likes
  16. 2 Dec 2016

    Best acronym ever: RAMMFAR (runAllManagedModulesForAllRequests). Try screaming it out loud to vent frustration!

    4 replies 3 retweets 11 likes
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  18. 1 Dec 2016

    now has preview 2015 tooling! Try it out and tell us what you think.

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  19. 29 Nov 2016

    Last night's hack - Azure Functions running locally on Mac using Mono :)

    Azure Functions running on Mac using Mono
    8 replies 67 retweets 158 likes
  20. 24 Nov 2016

    Episode 1 of Life is Strange is free on steam today. You should play it. So good.

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