jake green

@j4kegreen

bright-eyed millennial charged by pop culture, music and human rights. batteries included. || social for

washington, DC
Menyertai Februari 2009

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  1. Tweet Dipinkan

    don't swipe to the right, if you vote for the right

  2. Tap to watch with Twitter:

  3. the whole world watched a woman laugh after she bought a chewbacca mask. literally anything will go viral. kind of encouraging tbh

  4. omg i opened just to browse and now I'm getting a free burrito

  5. both jolly and slightly unhinged

  6. how is it 2016 and some people still don't know how to swipe their credit card?

  7. omg I definitely need some of this in my life 😍

  8. i keep seeing people who are "leaving the Republican Party" and i'm like... where have you been for DECADES

  9. after a short hiatus of sorts, i'm back with it, on message and ready to tweeeet. hello, world!

  10. How mainstream emo helped us talk about mental health:

  11. On the International Day Against Homophobia and Transphobia, let's recommit to ending violence and hate against LGBT people worldwide.

  12. just had – new vegan middle eastern fast casual – for the first time. def bringing the office for lunch tomorrow 😛

  13. uhhhh what the hell is this

  14. peanut butter + jelly

  15. had some fried rice, so all hope is restored in the world

  16. back from the DC Bloody Mary festival and all I want in the world is a snack

  17. living for Spotify's "brain food" playlist on this rainy friday. light electronic with just a little hype. 💡🔉

  18. moved from chicago to DC and followed me... to my BLOCK.

  19. Students at Hillel campuses remember the Holocaust today, and throughout the year.

  20. cruz: let's get fiorina on board indiana: nah cruz: 😔

  21. currently in the only cab ever to actively let people into a lane... 🙄

  22. Reason to love the East Coast: this doesn't happen.

  23. Body: time for bed Me: okay Brain: never let your guard down, kony could still be out there

  24. excuse me, , y'all need to advertise this monocle thing. I've been sleeping on your app for so long.

  25. omg, too perfect: Malia Obama is following in 's footsteps and going to Harvard!

  26. I don't know how to go out when I'm not in charge tbh

  27. tonight i became the epicenter of Eastern European interaction

  28. why did a cvs employee just open conversation with me by asking "so, you're voting for sanders?"

  29. if given only my Amazon purchase history, someone would be able to figure out exactly who i am

  30. In many states, it is legal to fire someone for being gay or to deny someone housing for being transgender. That must change.

  31. these notifications are truly awful 😒

  32. did Starbucks invent a holiday for themselves?

  33. . says "there is no other way" than a two-state solution.

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