drewtoothpaste

@drewtoothpaste

Author of 3 daily sites: Toothpaste For Dinner, Married To The Sea, and The Worst Things For Sale. Email: [email protected]

Columbus, OH
theworstthingsforsale.com
Joined March 2008
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Sep 26

    Get a 3-pack of "It's Mother Fucking Pencil Time" pencils here:

    34 retweets 162 likes
  2. 5 hours ago

    Obama must create a plural second-person pronoun before leaving office so we can stop saying "you guys" and "y'all."

    25 retweets 155 likes
  3. 11 hours ago

    If your car says "Life is good" on it I will call the cops and have u arrested for lying.

    165 retweets 384 likes
  4. 14 hours ago Oakland, CA

    *rob zombie playing farming simulator* yeah

    35 retweets 117 likes
  5. 14 hours ago

    The New York Times wishes to issue a correction: The majority of boys do not, as was falsely claimed, go to Jupiter to become more stupider.

    53 retweets 176 likes
  6. 15 hours ago

    Going to figure out who Ray Semmurd's mom is so I can tell her he said bitch in his song

    21 retweets 70 likes
  7. 16 hours ago

    but does it come in "sexy juice demon" for us ladies??

    37 retweets 87 likes
  8. Oct 24

    Is there a Mrs Coffee

    47 retweets 162 likes
  9. Oct 24

    Scam alert... Been asking around to farmers and they all say a rotisserie chicken is just a regular chicken... Do not pay extra

    46 retweets 222 likes
  10. Sep 16

    80 retweets 143 likes
  11. Oct 24

    I have a folder with around 600 designs I made but never sold at for one reason or another. This is one of them

    26 retweets 176 likes
  12. Oct 23

    Just got in trouble again on poker because i said my dog had aids

    99 retweets 468 likes
  13. Oct 23

    Come to Hamilton County Childrens Jail in next 45 mins if u want an ass kicking

    80 retweets 366 likes
  14. Oct 23

    me: i traveled back in time... 1999 me: cool... me: u know paypal? 1999 me: yah it sucks me: the paypal guys colonizing mars and i rap now

    68 retweets 401 likes
  15. Oct 23

    he looks happy as shit though

    128 retweets 278 likes
  16. Oct 22

    How Your Wi-Fi Appliance Destroyed The Fucking Internet Yesterday (And Why It Will Happen Again):

    46 retweets 61 likes
  17. Oct 22

    You know you're finally old when ppl you knew in HS stop calling your mom's house trying to rope you into their multi-level marketing scheme

    30 retweets 216 likes
  18. Oct 22

    Poll results

    1 retweet 44 likes
  19. Oct 22

    Tag yourself in this bootleg phone pillow. im "gorgeous"

    39 retweets 154 likes
  20. Oct 22

    ME, TODAY: I wish this election was over. ME, JUNE 2017: I wish my body was not being pulled apart by drones for not paying my phone bill

    124 retweets 492 likes

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