(((Benji Lovitt)))

@benjilovitt

Comedian, writer, educator, self-proclaimed cultural differences expert. Doing standup on a stage near you.

Tel Aviv
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Joined June 2008
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    May 11

    If you read one thing I write all year.... "68 more things I love about " via

    6 retweets 16 likes
  2. 3 hours ago

    "10 observations on 10 years in Israel"

    1 retweet 1 like
  3. 4 hours ago

    10 years in Israel! Aliyaversary blog post (cc: )

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  4. 17 hours ago Israel

    You've heard of a "chayal boded"? Well, I'm a freier boded. (Why did it take me 10 years to think of that?)

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  5. Aug 8

    . expected to pull votes from those who "cannot vote for Clinton" but also are averse to using nuclear weapons

  6. Aug 8

    2moro nite, I'm hosting Comedy Man's weekly English show in TA. 1st 100 people receive an Olympic gold medal.

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  7. Aug 7 Israel

    In honor of yesterday's brave Saudi athlete, Hamas has decided to uphold the same principles by forfeiting the next war.

    2 retweets 3 likes
  8. Aug 2

    Hi. I wrote a 9/11 episode of Seinfeld. I'd love for you to read and enjoy and hate me for it.

    1,419 retweets 3,857 likes
  9. Aug 3

    Dear , I switched from to . I loved it. It died. Please make it right. I just need a phone.

    23 retweets 13 likes
  10. Aug 2

    "The Chumus Minute, Episode III" is live! Watch me do animal tricks...and will a dog eat chumus?

  11. Aug 2

    What the hell is *IN* this chumus? Find out today at 4:30 PM on "The Chumus Minute"!

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  12. Aug 2

    Psychology of some voters. I don't get it.

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  13. Aug 1

    2moro! Tune in for Episode III of "The Chumus Minute" w/Hannah Glass, canine-assisted therapist, and Luna, canine!

    1 retweet 1 like
  14. Jul 31

    The heart of college nightlife. Praying for good news.

    Officials with the Austin Police Department say there is an active shooting incident downtown and there are multiple victims.
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  15. Jul 31

    Explaining to Israelis: "You know how every delusional cab driver thinks they could be PM? Imagine if he actually had a shot."

    5 retweets 14 likes
  16. Jul 30 Israel

    That's Houston, ***TEXAS*** endorsing Clinton over Trump.

    Chronicle opinion: Why editorial board chooses Clinton over Trump
    28 retweets 41 likes
  17. Jul 28

    MUSICIANS! Looking for used/cheap 4-6 channel mixer and audio interface for Mac. Anyone selling, have info as to where I can find this?

    1 like
  18. Jul 28

    I just lost 20 browsers windows open on my screen for a month. Which presidential candidate will help me cope with these feelings of grief?

    2 retweets 1 like
  19. Jul 27 Israel

    If you don't like my political opinions, I'm telling you right now, you can go ahead and just unfriend me from Quora.

    3 likes
  20. Jul 27

    What I'm doing now.... (New blog post) "Live from Israel...It's 'The Chumus Minute!' "

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