Zlatan Facts

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Facts about Zlatan Ibrahimovic. All Zlatan facts are independently verified and 100% accurate. Parody. Contact: [email protected]

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    24 Aug 2015

    Zlatan reads his favourite :

    26,435 retweets 24,480 likes
  2. 35 minutes ago

    Happy Birthday Zlatan!

    384 retweets 292 likes
  3. Sep 29

    Jesus could walk on water, Zlatan can swim through land.

    837 retweets 1,175 likes
  4. Sep 27

    Zlatan lasts longer in bed than Sam Allardyce lasts in an England Job.

    1,129 retweets 1,653 likes
  5. Sep 26

    Zlatan has a grizzly bear carpet in his bedroom. It's not dead, it's just afraid to move.

    1,216 retweets 1,953 likes
  6. Sep 24

    Zlatan demoted Rooney to Ball Boy.

    1,919 retweets 1,927 likes
  7. Sep 21

    Zlatan once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

    1,239 retweets 1,895 likes
  8. Sep 18

    Zlatan once missed two days of school. They are now known as Saturday & Sunday.

    2,186 retweets 3,002 likes
  9. Sep 16

    Zlatan has slept with John Terry's wife.

    770 retweets 1,306 likes
  10. Sep 14

    When Zlatan looks in the mirror nothing appears. There is only one Zlatan.

    1,468 retweets 1,896 likes
  11. Sep 13

    Zlatan leaves his message before the beep.

    583 retweets 990 likes
  12. Sep 10

    Zlatan would bring back Joe Hart.

    1,149 retweets 1,083 likes
  13. Sep 6

    Zlatan is never late. Time is early.

    1,347 retweets 1,865 likes
  14. Sep 4

    Zlatan is the King.

    739 retweets 1,371 likes
  15. Aug 19

    Zlatan has been involved in 53 goals in his last 32 league games. 41 Goals 12 Assists

    979 retweets 1,560 likes
  16. Aug 19

    Zlatan has counted to infinity. Twice.

    1,483 retweets 1,817 likes
  17. Aug 16

    Zlatan has won the WorldSeries of Poker with nothing but a 2 of Clubs, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card & a red 4 from UNO.

    1,034 retweets 2,220 likes
  18. Aug 14

    Zlatan in the Premier League Games: 1 Goals: 1 Wins: 1

    913 retweets 1,290 likes
  19. Aug 14

    Zlatan has taken the Premier Leagues Virginity.

    2,804 retweets 2,535 likes
  20. Aug 12

    Zlatan's email is [email protected]

    3,030 retweets 2,944 likes
  21. Aug 9

    Zlatan Song.

    893 retweets 1,337 likes

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