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  1. قبل ١٦ ساعة

    Brushing up on my Hebrew on my El-Al flight to Israel. שלום#

  2. ٢٤ أغسطس

    Just searched “Trump psychological profile” and crashed WebMD.

  3. ٢٣ أغسطس

    Even if Big Ben does go silent, I bet it won’t shut up about its new juice cleanse.

  4. ٢٢ أغسطس

    Just think, 100 years from now, our grandchildren will be taking down Senator Kid Rock statues.

  5. ٢١ أغسطس

    When the eclipse comes I’m going to borrow the special glasses my wife uses when I’m shirtless.

  6. ٢٠ أغسطس

    Once asked SNL legend Herb Sargent what's the funniest thing you ever saw? He instantly said, "Martin and Lewis, 1940's, in a club."

  7. ١٩ أغسطس

    Can’t we just go back to being on the brink of nuclear war?

  8. ١٨ أغسطس

    A big hello to new White House communications director Hope Hic--what, fired?

  9. ١٨ أغسطس

    I heard the iPhone 15 won't have any ports or jacks or a screen and it will just be a smooth steel ball and finally we'll all be happy.

  10. ١٧ أغسطس

    I'm leaving America during this divisive time for the relative peace and quiet of the Middle East.

  11. ١٧ أغسطس
  12. ١٦ أغسطس

    On August 21st, there will be a total eclipse - which will look amazing after you miss it and see pics of it online the next day.

  13. ١٥ أغسطس

    Had that nightmare where my chute doesn’t open and I hit the ground, and the last thing I hear is a cannibal shouting “5-second rule!”

  14. ١١ أغسطس

    Breaking: Conan O’Brien sends Conan O’Brien to Israel to help Jared Kushner. Stay tuned.

  15. ١١ أغسطس

    Remember when all we had to worry about was Ebola? Good times.

  16. مُعاد تغريدها
    ١٠ أغسطس

    One of the most revered television hosts & comedians of all time will host ! Tickets:

  17. ١٠ أغسطس

    Just think, we’ll be able to tell our grandchildren, “I remember the day President Trump tweeted the nuclear launch codes.”

  18. ٩ أغسطس

    Never been so nostalgic for Kim Jong-il.

  19. ٧ أغسطس

    The only tan I’m getting this summer is a caftan!* *Excerpted from my Golden Girls spec script.

  20. ٦ أغسطس

    I think it’s wrong to just steal honey from the bees, so I always make sure to leave behind a few “Late Night with Conan O’Brien” DVDs.

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